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  • I once watched a shag swallow a huge eel. The eel didn't want to be swallowed. It took about 15 minutes.

  • They should have thought about that LAST month.

  • But look how many awful fish she could be killing!

  • 🙄 That's your answer to everything.

  • What's the three-digit pager code for societal collapse?

  • We will age and die in our office chairs, and our Zalpha children will burn our bodies to fuel their air conditioners. We will finally find our purpose. Don't worry about us: we are content enough.

  • We've been around for like sixty years now. If we were milk we would have developed culture. But we're not so we didn't.

  • They should put a courtesy tricycle beside the entrance.

  • You think the problem will go away this month?

  • Because Google and Samsung are rich and powerful.

  • I was expecting a plastic seat.

  • If they make it too hard I'll stop watching. I have no intention of watching their ads (ads are psychological abuse), and they charge way-yyy too much for premium.

  • Av another cado.

  • Reasonable point. I shall cogitate on that.

  • In the interests of maintaining a healthy population, we have increased our investment in hospitals. Every doctor has a new gun and will shoot you if you're sick.

  • Exactly. If that money has been paid as tax, it might have done more good. He didn't want people to decide democratically how to spend the money; he wanted to control it himself.

  • Oh Jesus. Imagine what Nigel Farage would say if he overheard me giving the measurements of my curtains in centimeters. He'd have me catapulted to Rwanda.

  • It's because we're stuck with a bunch of twats who can't let go of the past. They'll stick with Imperial measurements, mostly because the word looks like "Imperialist" and that's the side they want to be on. Jacob Rees-Mogg is a wrought-iron dildo.

  • The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.