I think we're waiting for a bunch of very stupid and very stubborn people to ... what do they say? ... "age out" of the voting pool.
There is a universe in which the Tories make rejoining a "sensible economic management" election pledge in ten years or so, in order to reinvent themselves as something electable in a post-boomer world. All we have to do is jump tracks out of the Stupidest Timeline. Everyone push the wall to your left, one two three NOW.
Ebay. Get a reconditioned one with the specs you need.