Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]

oh I’ve been there before. Anti-getting-hit-with-a-car-bricks aren’t even the weirdest part about the place. They got so many seagulls over there they have professional falconers who have trained hawks to scare off the seagulls. Absolutely bizarre to see IRL

the little “world tension” meter in HOI4 just went up by like 3%

genuine news or AI attempting to write a dril tweet?

New video game idea: It’s like the Oregon Trail, but instead travelling across North America to steal indigenous land, you’re just trying to suck dick (or other sexual act of preference idk)

idk, i fell into the pit of despair when i was like 8 so nothing really changed for me

on the most recent episode of Rev Left, where Allison and Breht were talking about Aaron Bushnell, Breht mentioned watching a supercut compilation video of pro-Palestinian demonstrations from around the world. Does anyone know the video/have a link to it?

I guess you can still play baseball with your neighbors this way?

Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”

• The jig is up. Run

• Apologize profusely

• [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”

Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

I learned that “capitalism” is an economic system, not a system of government.

Consider for 3 seconds that what you “learned” about the world is a product of the system that produced it

Capitalism is a system of government, and in capitalist countries, they teach their citizens that capitalism is at at odds with the state and not working in conjunction with it