oh I’ve been there before. Anti-getting-hit-with-a-car-bricks aren’t even the weirdest part about the place. They got so many seagulls over there they have professional falconers who have trained hawks to scare off the seagulls. Absolutely bizarre to see IRL

the little “world tension” meter in HOI4 just went up by like 3%

genuine news or AI attempting to write a dril tweet?

New video game idea: It’s like the Oregon Trail, but instead travelling across North America to steal indigenous land, you’re just trying to suck dick (or other sexual act of preference idk)

idk, i fell into the pit of despair when i was like 8 so nothing really changed for me

on the most recent episode of Rev Left, where Allison and Breht were talking about Aaron Bushnell, Breht mentioned watching a supercut compilation video of pro-Palestinian demonstrations from around the world. Does anyone know the video/have a link to it?

I guess you can still play baseball with your neighbors this way?

The amount of Israel worship among self-described communists would activate the school shooter gene in US leftists

and they say Germans aren’t funny

“The issue is very complex”

“I know for a fact that my argument doesn’t even pass a basic sniff test but PLEASE keep backing the status quo anyway”

why was an American court making a ruling about a Nazi crime against a Soviet city?

There’s a couple weird reality breaking moments but other than that it’s just a Florida suburb! It’s the perfect SCP!

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6250

chances are that most Qanon nutters and evangelicals already live here

i never want to hear a single god damn thing ever again about how we “tankies” deny genocide

Ukraine and Israel dropped a big cinderblock on the gas pedal of the car named “Liberal racism”. I don’t think I could imagine liberals getting this overtly racist this quickly just two years ago

If libs still won’t call it genocide, ask them what Israel would need to start doing in order for it to be a proper genocide

Because in all likelihood they’ve already been doing it for decades, or if they somehow haven’t, they will do it in the next 3 days

Biggs update: I haven’t seen him in a couple days and when I went to check on him he was gone and he had left a note in Arabic. I couldn’t read it but by running it through google translate it looks like he’s joined HAMAS now and is fighting to liberate palestine.

“May God damn Israel. I have nothing but the fullest support for the Palestinian people”

• John Brown if he were alive today, probably

Hello JT! What is your opinion on this here rodent?

Serious question: Recreational estrogen when taken like that would probably fuck with your body’s natural hormone production, right? That sounds really unhealthy

Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”

• The jig is up. Run

• Apologize profusely

• [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”

Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this