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Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]

@ Ho_Chi_Chungus @hexbear.net

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i take pictures of Biggs

  • Sweden officially joins NATO

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  • the little "world tension" meter in HOI4 just went up by like 3%

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    Rosa Luxemburg “Those who do not move, do not notice their chains.” - New General Megathread for the 4th and 5th of March 2024

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  • genuine news or AI attempting to write a dril tweet?

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    Rosa Luxemburg “Those who do not move, do not notice their chains.” - New General Megathread for the 4th and 5th of March 2024

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  • New video game idea: It's like the Oregon Trail, but instead travelling across North America to steal indigenous land, you're just trying to suck dick (or other sexual act of preference idk)

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    Rosa Luxemburg “Those who do not move, do not notice their chains.” - New General Megathread for the 4th and 5th of March 2024

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  • idk, i fell into the pit of despair when i was like 8 so nothing really changed for me

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    Rosa Luxemburg “Those who do not move, do not notice their chains.” - New General Megathread for the 4th and 5th of March 2024

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  • on the most recent episode of Rev Left, where Allison and Breht were talking about Aaron Bushnell, Breht mentioned watching a supercut compilation video of pro-Palestinian demonstrations from around the world. Does anyone know the video/have a link to it?

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] @hexbear.net

    what if you had 2 dicks and 1 ball instead

  • Baseball stadium converted into housing 🤩

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  • I guess you can still play baseball with your neighbors this way?

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] @hexbear.net

    someBODY once asked me if i could HOLD the salami

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    Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] @hexbear.net

    SHREK COMMUNISM IS INESCAPABLE, EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS

  • Weird that 'Holodomor' is considered a 'genocide' but a Nazi seige causing mass starvation is not.

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  • why was an American court making a ruling about a Nazi crime against a Soviet city?

  • New bit: Taking a random SCP and convincing Qanon and evangelicals that it's real

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  • There's a couple weird reality breaking moments but other than that it's just a Florida suburb! It's the perfect SCP!

  • New bit: Taking a random SCP and convincing Qanon and evangelicals that it's real

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  • “A war between people and vermin”

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  • Ukraine and Israel dropped a big cinderblock on the gas pedal of the car named "Liberal racism". I don't think I could imagine liberals getting this overtly racist this quickly just two years ago

  • Recreational Estrogen

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  • Serious question: Recreational estrogen when taken like that would probably fuck with your body's natural hormone production, right? That sounds really unhealthy

  • Avocados on the house

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  • Clerk: "Um, sir, that doesn't look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?"

    • The jig is up. Run
    • Apologize profusely
    • [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don't know what fruits are

    EVEN 58%

    +1 You look terribly frazzled

    This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

    Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] "Is this not a banana?" You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

    Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

    The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

    Clerk: "Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana"

    Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

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    Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] @hexbear.net

    Borg wouldn't assimilate this with a ten foot pole

  • Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

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  • I learned that “capitalism” is an economic system, not a system of government.

    Consider for 3 seconds that what you "learned" about the world is a product of the system that produced it

    Capitalism is a system of government, and in capitalist countries, they teach their citizens that capitalism is at at odds with the state and not working in conjunction with it

  • The moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.

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  • I love watching the phrase "no more half measures waltuh" becoming a hexbear joke in real time

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    Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] @hexbear.net

    i'm not very good at reading the rules

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    Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] @hexbear.net

    i'm at starbucks and i got the wrong order. who the fuck ordered this?

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] @hexbear.net

    chatGPT spitting straight facts

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    Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] @hexbear.net

    when will the pointless infighting end???

  • commrequest @hexbear.net
    Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] @hexbear.net

    c/gulag

  • Hmmm today I will tell my friend about my favorite social media website <----- Clueless

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  • go sit in the corner and think about what you've done

  • memes @hexbear.net
    Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her] @hexbear.net

    Hmmm today I will tell my friend about my favorite social media website <----- Clueless

  • memes @hexbear.net
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    "Holy shit, Texas just outlawed trans kids. Can today get any worse?"

    Putin:

  • Kitchen Nightmares US is theory

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  • I love how often the restaurant owners get so fucking defensive of their obviously shitty practices too and absolutely refuse to do anything that the professional, famous chef tells them what's wrong.

    Gordon: "This food tastes like shit"

    Owner: "No, the food is great. What does he know, anyway?"

    Cut to Owner making food by dumping shit straight from the can onto a plate

    Gordon: "Your 18 page menu is too big and is making it difficult to make food quickly"

    Owner: "No it isn't, fuck off"

    Adds 2 more pages of bullshit out of spite

  • Legendary meme: North Korea defector returns home calling South 'capitalist hell'

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  • Cross most well guarded border on earth

    Realize that it sucks

    Go back

    :chad: Real chad shit