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I've decided I don't really want to have anything here anymore

  • A typical quantum entangled hyperbolic non-linear file system, or QEHNLFS for short. This was first described in Einstein's fourth relativity theory. I states the following:

    In any QEHNLFS the perceived storage space (used and unused) may vary depending on the reference frame. All reference frames are equally valid and therefore the absolute storage space of the QEHNLFS is not well defined. QEHNLFSs generally appear around a central supermassive black hole, typically located at /dev/null in the QEHNLFS

  • Yes, I'm indeed a traditional Swedish troll. Here I am, I'm the one to the right with red hair on this image:

  • Rot ist süß

  • I've never seen anyone do it so I'm pretty sure it's illegal in all countries were I've found myself on a highway. The US and Germany (due to their free speed generally quite weird autobahns) come to mind as countries that might allow it.

  • Planes are by far the safest way to travel due to the extremely strict regulations, regulations that don't exist for other means of transportation

  • Does that include a ban of UBI (universal basic income)? Because that is a idea I do indeed support

  • Or you just ban it completely for everything but hunting and regulate that strictly (ofc with exceptions for police and military). This is the way gun laws work in most European countries and most of them are indeed very save places to live in.

    Your point here is a typical American one and just not any good. Guns in self defense rarely help anyone and do way more harm when random idiots who suddenly feel a need to kill someone finds themselfs already with a gun in their hand. Not to say that it's impossible to get your hands on a gun in (for example) Sweden but the price and complications that ce with it do stop a lot of people from doing stupid things.

  • Could i have some more?

  • ...And lolcat/s

  • I know at least one; window. You took that from the Swedish word vindöga, wind eye, that means the same thing as window. But it's no longer used in Swedish as it doesn't really make sense since we have windows made of glass now and not just holes in the wall

  • The really long ones are a pain to say to as well. You're kind of Strangling your self trying not too paus in the middle of a word. Only a problem for the awfuly ridiculous ones thought.

  • It would also make sense as the rule is to capitalise the first letter in all nouns

  • At least it's not the worst one. I'm looking at you french

  • Hello! I'm the Högspänningslikströmsöverföringsanläggningservicelektrikersanställningsansvarige. Would you like to work as a Högspänningslikströmsöverföringsanläggn..."

    No sorry, I have to go.

    But it's a amazing workplace; Steve, our Högspänningslikströmsöverföringsanläggningservicelektrikersarbetsplatssäkerhetsavdelningsledare, will take...

    SHUT UP!

    [Screamd while dashing for the elevator exit]


    Do you also want to use a language with so beautifuly convoluted words? Then Swedish ™ might be the language for you!

    Here are some of the most common words to get you started:

    • Högspänningslikströmsöverföringsanläggningservicelektrikersanställningsansvarige – High Voltage DC Transmission Plant Service Electrician Hiring Manager
    • Högspänningslikströmsöverföringsanläggningservicelektrike – High Voltage DC Transmission Plant Service Electricians
    • Högspänningslikströmsöverföringsanläggningservicelektrikersarbetsplatssäkerhetsavdelningsledar – High Voltage DC Transmission Plant Service Electrician Workplace Safety Department Manager
    • Sjuk sköterska – sick care taker
    • Sjuksköterska – nurse
    • Sjuk sjuksköterska – sick nurse
    • Sjuksjuksköterskasköterska – nurse that takes care of sick nurses
  • I thought it looked like some form of artilleri but apparently it's just a Högspänningslikströmsöverföringsanläggning (in swedish) so nothing to dangerous.

  • Syntax error: unmatched parentheses

  • Hey! Have you heard of this OS called Linux? It's like windows apart from that it's nothing like windows, it's free and never ever hard to use at all!

  • You'll need to add a ! In front of the community link to make it work

  • The artist did a really good job, all of the characters look super cute. The would easily have got me

  • The look kinda cool