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  • Also the tiny box of firecrackers as “82 FIREWORKS”

    It’s basically cop drug bust math

  • I mean tbf they opened a box of those individual firecrackers and counted each one lol

    Guess it sounds scarier than some knives and a box of firecrackers

  • I’ll never understand how people can so easily play with other people’s lives as if it were a joke

    I hope everything works out for you and your parents.

  • My wife is a NPS ranger and at least once a year she’ll come home and talk about how a new ranger is stressed out by the possibility of a shutdown.

    I can’t express how angry it makes me that these poor kids have to deal with that bullshit. The new rangers are usually fresh out of grad school and broke because they just moved across country for a low paying job.

    All they want to do is wear their dorky ass uniforms and info dump on tourists. They’re literally like the best of us Americans

  • The perfect weapon to poke holes into the drywall of your friends parent’s basement

  • I quickly went from thinking “yeah i can’t blame him those sound like the usual reasons why no one wants to work for the feds” to “oh”

  • Yeah if it doesn’t survive the gauntlet then it’s not meant to be. For like suits, coats, and other things that probably shouldn’t be washed I’ll send them to the cleaners.

  • Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking the US has much faster ERs or appointments.

    I drove someone to the ER last year with a massively swollen neck and was burning up. We didn’t see a doctor for at least four hours.

    We finally saw someone and they were like oh dear let’s see if there’s a room available.

    They found a room and did the MRI but the specific surgeon who could do the operation wasn’t available. They wanted to send my buddy on a goddamn ambulance to a hospital two hours away. He was so upset because all he could think about was how much the MRI was and how much the ambulance was going to cost. I tried to get him to let me drive him there but he just wouldn’t let me.

    Every single business is purposely running a goddamn skeleton crew from a Walgreens to a hospital

  • Are you in a garage

  • I always thought it was one of those mall ninja glaives so I’m glad it’s something else

  • I think the full experience would be children running around with the dirtiest faces you’ve ever seen.

    Your uncle getting in trouble with the park ranger for feeding the seagulls again.

    One of your cousins brought their new girlfriend to the event and are for some reason fighting in the parking lot

    Your aunt brought her Rottweiler who barks and snaps at all the families passing by

    I grew up in Florida

  • Itch.io games site taken down

    Jump
  • They’ve gone too far this time. Now how are we supposed to play egg fried rice

  • Anyone into restoring cars probably has one or two cars that don’t run on their lot. Time goes by and those cars are rusting faster than they’re being fixed.

    I’m starting to get into making my own flies for fly fishing. It’s a ton of fun to buy like local feathers and shit but it does take up a lot of space and you’d be surprised at how expensive some of the materials can be

  • As someone who has spent their whole life fighting against their hair wanting to look feathered I just want to say that I’d be killing it in the 70s

  • Jfc that is some intro song. I worked at Kennedy space center as a teenager and that intro reminded me of the clips we played on a loop in like the gift shops

  • I’ll check it out thanks

  • Is enterprise worth watching? I watched all the other shows but this one seemed the least appealing.

  • What’s up fellow size 14s!

    I often joke that I’m the person happiest that malls have died off because as a kid I was always forced to go there and try on a a bunch of 12s and 13s that never fit.

    These days I’m still upset that so many good looking shoes only go up to 13

  • Honestly kinda miss when the drugs I did were illegal. I used to buy weed from this online seller that was really into designer drugs. The amount of time I used to spend on Erowid just to figure out wtf I was about to take.