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  • Frankly, I loathe the professional unwillingness to criticize anyone else. Some people frankly suck at acting, and they shouldn't have to be Wiseau bad before anyone says something.

  • I'm no prude, but it causes me at least 1d4 psychic damage every time I see him force an actress to rub her feet against the camera for his own sexual gratification.

  • Well yeah, "do not click" wasn't exactly common vernacular during the OJ era...

  • My Pacifist Egalitarian Xenophile space elves: "Just be nice guys!"

  • No you're supposed to read this and be furious!

    Not read this and think "how would a monopoly on eggs in preindustrial China exist, this story smells of bullshit"

  • That's the good ending. Bad ending is it works and the dictators of the world crush everyone else, tantalizing just enough people with the immortality carrot to make the system eternal.

  • Sure is :)

  • How does one have a monopoly on eggs in a non-hypetindustrial country? Did grandpa invent the chicken and visit every village and start renting out hens XD

  • Yes, there are people who believe we will find a way to transcend death via technology. I personally think a world ruled by immortal omniwealthy methusalas that will never let even death release their boot from the necks of the common man is a bad thing, but...

  • We were meant to subsist off of grubs, berries, and whatever your extended family could hunt as we trekked around, dying randomly of infections and bear attacks. Then some fucking asshole started farming and it's all been downhill since!

  • It's funny, just yesterday I looked at RAM prices randomly for the first time in months, thought "wow, that's high", and today I see reference after reference after reference about how high it is.

  • See, this is why he's in charge of the greatest military the world has ever known. He can multitask! Only the best people!

  • While post scarcity is excellent and I do believe it is possible in theory, it's used as a buzzword to handwave away all the dystopian things being pushed.

  • 10/10, thank you

  • Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I've been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.

    Fling and forget!

  • The nefarious fungus:

  • I don't want a solution, I want to be mad! Ten minutes of searching for a guide a ten year old could follow? Who do you think I am????

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Silmarillion Reader's Guide

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Yavanna L

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Put your glasses on, and...

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Absolute Chaddery of the Hobbits

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    POV:

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Pour one out for our man Tuambar.

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Thanks Eru, this won't cause tension in the future!

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    They know a thing or two, because they've seen a thing or two :'(

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    There's a difference in the types of elves you meet

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Troll Physics 101

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Sometimes, homeopathic medicine works!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Master Oogway knew what was up

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    He Blew It!

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Knife-Ear Rule

  • internet funeral @lemmy.world

    Books

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Alec Baldwin charged for shooting;

  • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network

    End Them Rightly.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Kermit Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    STFU Rule