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Godric

@ Godric @lemmy.world

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  • Black Honey by Thrice

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  • Banger of a song, never stopped being relevant!

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    White House Official: Why do we have the right to take Greenland? Because we live in a world governed by strength, by power. We have power. Nobody can fight the United States militarily

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  • It's not a question.

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  • Sorry you have such a smallminded father, it's tough listening to the abject ignorance sometimes :(

  • YSK that your gut is connected to your brain. Bacterias in your gut can naturally create serotonin and dopamine. If you have happy gut bacterias, you will feel happier

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  • Ah, so screwdrivers for the Orange juice and more candy bars, gotcha!

  • What's it going to take to truly stop the US?

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  • Ah, remind me, how did Russia's attempt to capture Zelenskyy go?

  • YSK that your gut is connected to your brain. Bacterias in your gut can naturally create serotonin and dopamine. If you have happy gut bacterias, you will feel happier

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  • Oh yeah? I give my gut all the vodka and fast food it wants, and I'm still not happy! Checkmate, liberals!

  • Maybe the issue is the power imbalance rather than the innately evil Amerikkkans? No, silly me, I forgot, it's Good Camp and Bad Camp.

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  • AMERICA BAD FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!!!!1!!!1!

  • Satellite imagery also confirmed that Maduro was hidden under 2 layers of high-density blankets

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  • I'm laughing out loud like a maniac, thank you!

  • a perfect impeachment...

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  • a perfect impeachment...

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  • Last week there was an anti-trans discriminatory bill that passed the house with 100% Republican support and 1% Democratic support courtesy of like 2 Texan democrats.

    Headline? "DEMOCRATS HATE TRANS PEOPLE"

    Comments? "This is why I don't vote, blah blah"

    It's genuinely exhausting interacting with these dumb ass people

  • The Hogfather

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  • Fun fact: this comic introduced me to Pratchett! His following quote on Elves is why I tend to find them lacking in most TTRPGs

    "Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.

    Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.

    Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.

    Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.

    Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.

    Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

    The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

    No one ever said elves are nice.

    Elves are bad."

  • What's it going to take to truly stop the US?

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    1. Canada invade with their 70k military.
    2. US imposes a blockade with more aircraft carriers than rest of the world combined.
    3. US military proceeds to shred Canada's, as they outnumber them 20-1. Please recall Canadian troop imports are cut off.
    4. US smirks, as 2/3 Canadians live within 100km of the boarder.

    Branding doesn't decide conventional wars, spending 100x more on blowing tan people up instead of funding hospitals and education does.

    Thinking Canada could try or would even contemplate initiating national suicide is clown shit there bud. Reality sadly doesn't care about wishful thinking.

    To paraphrase Lincoln, 'Shall we expect some transatlantic giant to crush us with a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa with all the treasure of the earth could not take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must be the author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we shall live forever, or die by suicide.'

  • Venezuela’s interim leader defies Trump and calls Maduro the ‘only president’

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  • No. Forgetting truth is what got us here. Maduro was a sham-"elected" dictator, not some gardener making tomatoes.

    Words mean things, and using them dishonestly weakens the word. We are not Nazis, Trump is not Hitler, as there are not literal roving death squads literally rounding up and gunning down minorities as state policy. The US is not invading Venezuela for liebenstraum with the intent of genociding the people who live there.

    The words you're looking for are "Mussolini" and "fascist Italy". Can even mention invading Ethiopia! And maybe even relish in how Mussolini met his end :)

  • What's it going to take to truly stop the US?

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  • Canada invade the US

    Stopped reading there, LMFAO! Say what you want about leadership, but the US military is still extremely effective, as proved a couple days ago. I don't recall the last time I've ever read a dumber take, ~70k troops invading 1.5 million 😂

  • When you opt out of super spreader family holiday events, get side-eyed but everyone else gets terribly sick

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  • "Opt out of super spreader family events" is just avoiding your family, no need to pretend you have some moral highground XD

  • Gen Z men are moving away from MAGA in droves, polls show

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  • Just get in a tangent you both agree on, and mention that the politicians and billionaires who own them "would call that socialism".

  • Gen Z men are moving away from MAGA in droves, polls show

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  • Do it! And show us when you do!

  • Bye!

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  • Yes they would. Look at him, look at his guilty ruffian face

  • Gen Z men are moving away from MAGA in droves, polls show

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  • Tell someone "fuck you", declare them delusional morons and blame everything wrong with the world on them

    they don't vote for you

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Godric @lemmy.world

    Holy shit, pick one already please

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Godric @lemmy.world

    Only the biggest ones, folks, trust me!

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social
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    Daily reminder to get your Silmarillion on

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    Godric @lemmy.world

    The world was young, the mountains green,

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Godric @lemmy.world

    LIARS!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Godric @lemmy.world

    Remember the Nega-Wojak.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Godric @lemmy.world

    When you fail the DC 8 "JD, CHILL!" Persuasion check

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    Godric @lemmy.world

    Checkmate, Atheists!

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social
    Godric @lemmy.world

    "We are currently clean on OPSEC"

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Oh no!

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    Godric @lemmy.world

    Big if True

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Godric @lemmy.world

    Cheers lads

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Godric @lemmy.world

    Get that Musky Grindset going

  • Ye Power Trippin' Bastards @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months for joking about Pooh Bear in .ml's memes

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    little chat with HR, Frodo

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    oopsie

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social
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    The Scouring of the...

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Damn, "Thoughts and Prayers!"

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Well

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Godric @lemmy.world

    Fantastic Call from Korea NGL