As a very not-autistic, super cool and normal guy, he's definitely autistic if his favorite plane is the F-16 and not the SR-71!?
Also as a very not-autistic, super cool and normal guy, it mystifies me that you said SR-71 and not A-10.
Self Flag Elation
Multiply that $45 by 100 and you're about right, depending on the Ambulance company.
Then you better hope the hospital they take you to is "in network" for your insurance company or you're looking at ten times the ambulance charge (or more) in hospital bills. Even if it is in network, you're still paying through the nose for your copay.