I hope they actually try to organize a Gavin boat parade. You know it would be a bunch of fuckhead libs in kayaks and on stand up paddle boards all getting swamped the instant a larger boat creates any sort of wake.
There are good farmers markets and there are farmers markets where every single vendor is a red faced Oakley wearing a shark tank reject trying to sell you $30 bloody Mary mix.
Libs will be up in arms about this, but only because it'll be the US taking over and not Israel. Prepare yourselves for accusations of the US doing colonialism to Israelis.
This lines up with the only movies anybody watches being capeshit and the only books anybody reads being YA or smut novels.