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Captain Poofter

@ FunnyUsername @lemmy.world

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Hi, there!

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I was born in 1989, so I am an ancient grandpa and demand respect for my lawn. (/s ya right like I own a house)

(P.s. I am not a sexy hairy ripped daddy bear, but I do own a cat named Tammy 🐈‍⬛)

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    NEW JWST IMAGE shows SEVENTEEN carbon dust shells around a binary star system

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  • I'm sick and tired of "being an asshole" being a reason to be dismissive of someone who is correct. Have all my upvotes

  • ‘The American people did not vote for whatever the hell this is,’ warns House Democrat

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  • Hey man i didn't vote for the assholes

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    Scientists Have Confirmed the Existence of a Third Form of Magnetism

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  • Can i make a ufo out of this?

  • Fanatical Oddworld Complete Collection for $1.39

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  • I've only met one person in my entire life who has liked these.

  • How likely will "Cloud Storage" eventually replace Local Storage?

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  • Etymology of ascii characters is something I never even considered. New hobby unlocked

  • How likely will "Cloud Storage" eventually replace Local Storage?

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  • Cooooollllllll! It's like computer morse code

  • Amazon keeps having to pull ‘deny, defend, depose’ merch from online shelves

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  • I've been using them for nearly 2 years no and have no experience other than saving money and getting reimbursed for bad products without needing to send them back. I appreciate your anecdote, but since brick and mortar stores are dead and I don't make much money paying Amazon to import the same products for me at a premium just makes no sense. Temu is fine.

  • Schools are cutting bus service for children. Parents are turning to ride-hailing apps

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  • Yup.

  • China’s homebrew Bluetooth alternative is on the march

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  • If i know China, it's the same as Bluetooth but with code tweaked enough to be distinct, while also funneling data into shady servers.

  • How likely will "Cloud Storage" eventually replace Local Storage?

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  • Wait, we had networking like that in the 70s? I've never heard that, do you have any other specific information I can look up? A computer at a school talking to another school remotely to use its processing power in the 70s sounds like alternate reality. That's literally just the internet. What were they pushing the data over? Surely not phone lines?

  • Amazon keeps having to pull ‘deny, defend, depose’ merch from online shelves

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  • Temu is rocking, too

  • Discord’s New Age Verification uses AI and Your Face!

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  • I loved irc 20 years ago....i have no clue how to get back into it. How do you even find a cool server in 2024??

  • Diagnosis makes sense.

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  • Chaotic good is the best one out of any of them and I've been shouting it for 15 years

  • New magnetic flow has potential to revolutionise electronic devices

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  • Can i make a ufo out of this

  • If we're living in a simulation, why would the simulation creators allow the sims to ponder and speculate whether or not they live in a simulation?

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  • My best guess: The thought processes required to ponder the possibility of a simulation are too important to the goal of the simulation itself to disable.

  • 'Did Joe Biden Drop Out' Google Searches Spike on Election Night, Suggesting Many Americans Had No Idea He Wasn't Running

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  • A brain that's been washed would qualify as ignorant, for me

  • 'Did Joe Biden Drop Out' Google Searches Spike on Election Night, Suggesting Many Americans Had No Idea He Wasn't Running

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  • They serve breakfast? Long island iced teas?

  • 'Did Joe Biden Drop Out' Google Searches Spike on Election Night, Suggesting Many Americans Had No Idea He Wasn't Running

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  • I cooked at a bar for a year in college after i served, to this day i check for tip jars put out for cooks because you all deserve the real money. Only see them once in a while though, sadly

  • 'Did Joe Biden Drop Out' Google Searches Spike on Election Night, Suggesting Many Americans Had No Idea He Wasn't Running

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  • You think the people who didn't even realize that Biden wasn't running are adamantly keeping tabs on the status of UBI? Because even if it was passed in a legislative miracle, Republicans would take credit, and they would believe them. I don't agree that this would sway the "wait, did biden drop out? What's black tea?" voters.