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Captain Poofter

@ FunnyUsername @lemmy.world

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Hi, there!

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I was born in 1989, so I am an ancient grandpa and demand respect for my lawn. (/s ya right like I own a house)

(P.s. I am not a sexy hairy ripped daddy bear, but I do own a cat named Tammy 🐈‍⬛)

  • AITA for using the fact that I have a degenerative eye condition that will make me randomly go blind as a reason to ask my SO with body dysmprohic disorder to let me see them naked more often?

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  • I don't think you're an asshole, but I think it's weird that you're using that as an excuse to see your SO naked when you can just see your SO naked because that's what people who are dating do. Therapy could help you figure out why you're more comfortable blaming a condition for your desire to see your partner naked then just simply requesting it because you love them

  • Halloween is canceled this year

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  • Halloween is canceled this year

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  • i see you are the comment police all over the place! lol you're a loser I'm blocking you

  • Google says adblockers caused YouTube views count to drop - this is what adblockers told us really happened

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  • ok i am so sorry i didn't comment right comment policeman are you going to give me a ticket

    get a life

  • Google says adblockers caused YouTube views count to drop - this is what adblockers told us really happened

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  • the tldr was for my wordy comment not the article. why would i summarize the article?

  • Google says adblockers caused YouTube views count to drop - this is what adblockers told us really happened

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  • the article provides one "official" explanation for views dropping, and i am citing an alternative explanation from the perspective of creators themselves who see the analytical data and the judgments being past on their videos.

  • Donald Trump Threatens to Sue ABC Over Jimmy Kimmel's Return

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  • not at all. i hate my country, too, for similar reasons. what's actually surprising to me, is how you're so narrow minded you've become just as biggotted and unempathetic as Trump himself, just about a different group of people (Americans). How does it feel to know what blind hatred towards people who are in fact just like you feels like? I bet it feels good, but the cognitive dissonance may start eating at you. unless you become such an extremist you start blowing white people up 🤷

  • Google says adblockers caused YouTube views count to drop - this is what adblockers told us really happened

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  • Tldr: youtube forced ai into video monitoring and it keeps killing videos it shouldn't, so instead of saying Ai is bad they're blaming af blockers because why not lie when there's no repercussions?

    YouTube views are dropping because they are using AI to vet and cull age innappropriate content from minors. the problem is the ai is very bad at its job and marks way too many videos as not advertiser friendly, which effectively kills YouTube promoting that video in feeds. this is the default view for new accounts, so you have to specifically turn off parental controls to see a normal feed. this started happening about 4 months ago. a number of channels I watch have made comments about this, including Redlettermedia

  • Donald Trump Threatens to Sue ABC Over Jimmy Kimmel's Return

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  • wow lol

  • Donald Trump Threatens to Sue ABC Over Jimmy Kimmel's Return

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  • that's a broad paint brush you got right there. many people you're blaming with that perspective have precisely the same outlook as you do.

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  • I'm watching the video right now, and the first thing he said was he couldn't beat it before and could only manage 2 draws, and 6 minutes into his rematch game and it's putting up a damn good fight

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    Which cartoon foods did you always want to try?

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  • it's not a cartoon, but I always wanted to try the ambrosia from Xena: warrior princess

  • Butter made from carbon tastes like the real thing, gets backing from Bill Gates

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  • but does it actually taste like the real thing? because I can already buy something that, supposedly, I should be unable to believe isn't real butter, but after doing so I remain suspicious

  • The vast majority of US adults are stressed about grocery costs, an AP-NORC poll finds

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  • i got 2 bags of groceries at cub yesterday and it was 180$.

    there was meat in there. sure. but like....damn.

  • The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made

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  • dude. i am 36 years old. i have experienced and enjoyed tons of dark humo. johnny the homicidal maniac was my bread and butter when i was 16. please don't assume just because a stranger doesn't like something you do it's because they are uncultured or have narrow horizons. it comes across incredibly pretentiously

  • The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made

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  • i have 4 hours on my steam account. not a single chuckle. that's enough time for a laugh. you may jokes about bleak existences and situations but dark humor isn't exactly mainstream and imo is pretty hard to pull off without feeling gross, which Disco Elysium did to me.

    also, i have seen more of the game via youtube than i have played. the game is not a comedy, just stop it.

  • The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made

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  • this game was so fucking depressing and bleak and full of downer characters and sub stories i stopped playing after 4 hours.

    drama can be good. hardships make adventures exciting. but when the entire world is a hardship, I'd rather play something with more realistic variety.

  • Sen. Josh Hawley wants to exclude ‘Biden voters’ from $600 Trump tariff rebate checks

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  • my rent is 1600$ for 900 sq ft lmao

  • Sony calls Tencent game ‘slavish clone’ of Horizon in new lawsuit

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  • i hope this is a compliment because i love Aldi's take on foods