Yeah I was thinking the same thing. It's close enough for the target audience. Doesn't go the any extreme.
No, you need to drink for the buffalo effect. Drinking kills the slow cells in your body so only the strong ones survive.
This is the big issue I have with with "USB C". USB c is just the connector which can be used for so many things. What actual is supported depends on things you can't see, like the cable construction or what the device supports.
While it works Wifi isn't great for control. You need a stable connection without jitter.