Friend I'm here to shit post and be glorious. I thoroughly enjoy picking apart their arguments and making them sound like 2-year-olds. When I walk them through the logical conclusions of their world view. Personally, I think we need to bring back public shaming in the western world.
Oh the entire post has been nuked at this point so like it's just gone reduced to atoms. My comments were not deleted. They still exist but there's no post that they're attached to.... I just never got to send my Magnum opus.
Thankfully my customers don't have physical access to the servers. But I have told somebody to pull all the power plugs out of the wall and read me the serial numbers between the prongs once to force them to power off.
Me: Unfortunately sir I am but a humble server mechanic. My expertise is with Apache, nginx and MySQL. If I sweat real hard I can kind of read PHP and HTML but the CSS is just beyond me. I unfortunately don't understand what your complex javascript project is and in fact I'm not even sure why you're trying to use JavaScript to do this. However, as this is beyond my expertise, I think you should consult with a professional developer.
Customer: but it runs just fine in my other environment
The truth is I just enjoy wasting your time and my time. I don't care about my metrics. It's not tied to my bonus or anything. My one purpose in life is to slow you down and to spite you.
It's really funny watching you squirm and try to weed your way out of this. How does it feel to be someone trying to preach about the greatness of vegetarianism and at the same time driving people away from it by just being a shitty person and disingenuous??? We both know if this was a your little fiefdumb you would have banned me four comments ago just like you did then there last time you had put your foot in your mouth.
You do you champ. I'll do me.