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Based Jaded & Stoned

  • Friend I'm here to shit post and be glorious. I thoroughly enjoy picking apart their arguments and making them sound like 2-year-olds. When I walk them through the logical conclusions of their world view. Personally, I think we need to bring back public shaming in the western world.

  • Oh the entire post has been nuked at this point so like it's just gone reduced to atoms. My comments were not deleted. They still exist but there's no post that they're attached to.... I just never got to send my Magnum opus.

  • I'm a bit confused by your comment

  • If they're getting massively negatively voted on and also being ratioed, we should probably leave them up in my humble opinion.

  • If they're asking that it means that they tried to replicate it and they couldn't replicate it.

  • Thankfully my customers don't have physical access to the servers. But I have told somebody to pull all the power plugs out of the wall and read me the serial numbers between the prongs once to force them to power off.

  • Sometimes it's shit posting on Lemmy

  • I just merge the tickets

  • HELP!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!

  • Since you did not yet make a reply to me, I'm going to reply to this chain to prompt you to reply quicker. Please do the needful urgently

  • Urgently do the needful

  • So are you the CEOs son or daughter?

  • Me: Unfortunately sir I am but a humble server mechanic. My expertise is with Apache, nginx and MySQL. If I sweat real hard I can kind of read PHP and HTML but the CSS is just beyond me. I unfortunately don't understand what your complex javascript project is and in fact I'm not even sure why you're trying to use JavaScript to do this. However, as this is beyond my expertise, I think you should consult with a professional developer.

    Customer: but it runs just fine in my other environment

  • If we say any of these things, we are telling you to fuck off in such a manner HR won't fire us for it

    Unfortunately....

    I trust this clarifies matters.

    I regret to note that…

    While I am sympathetic to your situation…

    I urge you to trust our expertise and experience.

    What you propose has merit but is sadly unworkable.

  • The truth is I just enjoy wasting your time and my time. I don't care about my metrics. It's not tied to my bonus or anything. My one purpose in life is to slow you down and to spite you.

  • Customer; I need you to do XYZ PDQ because I am incapable of doing it myself.

    Me: unfortunately the request you are making is not possible. However, I can do ABC instead.

    Customer: Forester is stupid and won't help me.

  • they're already in purgatory and dead soooo

    (Some of the characters are from the early 1900s while others are from the latter decades of the milinium)

  • It's really funny watching you squirm and try to weed your way out of this. How does it feel to be someone trying to preach about the greatness of vegetarianism and at the same time driving people away from it by just being a shitty person and disingenuous??? We both know if this was a your little fiefdumb you would have banned me four comments ago just like you did then there last time you had put your foot in your mouth.

  • You've tried balls deep but have you tried balls inside?