Gavin is the perfect Democrat candidate because he doesn't believe in anything, is great at pandering to media and won't change anything. Just like the previous American Democratic candidates have been. Vote blue though guys, just one more ballet box visit before American democracy is saved!
I mean regardless of cleanliness I think most people would consider licking a finger they've scratched their butt with less preferable than licking any other finger even after having a very thorough shower.
Honestly I've played enough video games to know that after a while I just get tired of being nice and helping people.