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I'm enthusiastic about fisting...

  • I agree with you

    Most people won't understand the difference or read your link

    Especially because "company" unions aren't a thing in the civilised world

  • My IBS keeps me from trying to be funny in a crowded room like I used to do

  • Drunk at a pretentious Italian restaurant

    I was having a piss at the urinal

    Luckily, my undies bore the brunt, but it resulted in said undies being binned and me feeling decidedly unclean until I could get home and shower

  • Fisting

    I'm really good at fisting

  • They're anti-vax idiots who are trying to remain relevant

    They're fucking morons who are desperately hoping for money

  • We already know that

  • He's just making noise because ce craves attention

    Nobody likes him, he's pathetically insecure, and he's afraid that he won't be remembered if he doesn't keep doing stupid shit

  • Ugh

    No.

    He's such a dickhead

    He's determined to ruin ground-based astronomy because of his ego

  • Her ugliness comes from within

  • Don't forget their ego

    They may spend more in fighting it than they would in paying tax, but to avoid paying tax is a part of their identity

    I'm proud to pay tax. I want to make my society better. I was rich once, and I could have paid less tax, but I didn't avoid it because I knew that arseholes like these were making the world worse, and I wasn't going to be a part of the problem

  • Yeah, that obsolete piece of paper ain't working so well for 'Murica...

  • Fucking Queensland...

    Backwards to the very end

  • Good!

  • It's a slippery one

    One can have a drinking problem without being an alcoholic

    Alcohol addiction is more dangerous than people realise. Going cold turkey can kill

  • There's a reason why women hate you:

    Because you deserve it.

  • I'll leave that to the philosophers

    They seem to be dancing around the implications of having an orange shit-gibbon with dementia as well as pathological narcissism in the white house, to no avail

  • I have to make her feel better after the things we do together

    Aftercare still matters, even if the Alzheimer's means that she won't really remember it

    It's just the right thing to do

  • I'll say hi to her during my next visit

  • By buying proper sausages

    Inflicting that shit on yourself is like going to a brothel for a cuddle

  • pics @lemmy.world

    One of the most beautiful mornings I've ever seen in my life

  • Photography @lemmy.world

    A rather dramatic (and bloody cold...) sunrise

  • pics @lemmy.world

    The sunrises where I am are absolutely spectacular!

  • Photography @lemmy.world

    I'm very much a "that looks cool, let's snap a shot and hope for the best" kinda guy, but I liked this one and did a little cropping

  • pics @lemmy.world

    The night sky is particularly beautiful in my neck of the woods

  • News @lemmy.world

    People with lower cognitive ability more likely to fall for pseudo-profound bullshit

    www.psypost.org /people-with-lower-cognitive-ability-more-likely-to-fall-for-pseudo-profound-bullshit/
  • Uplifting News @lemmy.world

    The rings for my fiancée just arrived, and she has no idea!

  • Uplifting News @lemmy.world

    I'm going to live FOREVER!!!

    www.theguardian.com /society/2025/apr/29/drink-champagne-reduce-risk-sudden-cardiac-arrest-study-suggests