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I'm enthusiastic about fisting...

  • People espousing that unions don't work should have a look at police unions.

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  • I agree with you

    Most people won't understand the difference or read your link

    Especially because "company" unions aren't a thing in the civilised world

  • When did you trust a fart and regret it?

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  • My IBS keeps me from trying to be funny in a crowded room like I used to do

  • When did you trust a fart and regret it?

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  • Drunk at a pretentious Italian restaurant

    I was having a piss at the urinal

    Luckily, my undies bore the brunt, but it resulted in said undies being binned and me feeling decidedly unclean until I could get home and shower

  • Youve been brought back from the dead to participate in a competition that involves all of the world's greatest to ever have lived, what is the competition?

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  • Fisting

    I'm really good at fisting

  • The truth behind the 15-minute cities controversy in Oxford, explained

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  • They're anti-vax idiots who are trying to remain relevant

    They're fucking morons who are desperately hoping for money

  • Democrats flip Texas state Senate seat in shock upset

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  • We already know that

  • Elon Musk's SpaceX applies to launch 1m satellites into orbit

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  • He's just making noise because ce craves attention

    Nobody likes him, he's pathetically insecure, and he's afraid that he won't be remembered if he doesn't keep doing stupid shit

  • Elon Musk's SpaceX applies to launch 1m satellites into orbit

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  • Ugh

    No.

    He's such a dickhead

    He's determined to ruin ground-based astronomy because of his ego

  • Kristi Noem Blames Her Actions on Trump and Stephen Miller

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  • Her ugliness comes from within

  • Peter Thiel makes his biggest donation in years to help defeat California’s billionaire wealth tax

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  • Don't forget their ego

    They may spend more in fighting it than they would in paying tax, but to avoid paying tax is a part of their identity

    I'm proud to pay tax. I want to make my society better. I was rich once, and I could have paid less tax, but I didn't avoid it because I knew that arseholes like these were making the world worse, and I wasn't going to be a part of the problem

  • Obama Beats Trump by Double-Digit

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  • Yeah, that obsolete piece of paper ain't working so well for 'Murica...

  • Science teachers from Queensland Open Brethren schools told to teach students about vegetarian dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark

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  • Fucking Queensland...

    Backwards to the very end

  • Minnesota protesters bit off federal agent’s finger during protest, DHS claims

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  • Good!

  • At what point do you consider a person an alcoholic?

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  • It's a slippery one

    One can have a drinking problem without being an alcoholic

    Alcohol addiction is more dangerous than people realise. Going cold turkey can kill

  • If abortion gets legalized, then renouncing paternity should be allowed too, to ensure equality?

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  • There's a reason why women hate you:

    Because you deserve it.

  • These frozen soy sausages taste extremely bland when I prepare them. Anyone got ideas for how to properly do them?

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  • I'll leave that to the philosophers

    They seem to be dancing around the implications of having an orange shit-gibbon with dementia as well as pathological narcissism in the white house, to no avail

  • These frozen soy sausages taste extremely bland when I prepare them. Anyone got ideas for how to properly do them?

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  • I have to make her feel better after the things we do together

    Aftercare still matters, even if the Alzheimer's means that she won't really remember it

    It's just the right thing to do

  • These frozen soy sausages taste extremely bland when I prepare them. Anyone got ideas for how to properly do them?

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  • I'll say hi to her during my next visit

  • These frozen soy sausages taste extremely bland when I prepare them. Anyone got ideas for how to properly do them?

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  • By buying proper sausages

    Inflicting that shit on yourself is like going to a brothel for a cuddle

  • pics @lemmy.world
    FistingEnthusiast @lemmynsfw.com

    One of the most beautiful mornings I've ever seen in my life

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    A rather dramatic (and bloody cold...) sunrise

  • pics @lemmy.world
    FistingEnthusiast @lemmynsfw.com

    The sunrises where I am are absolutely spectacular!

  • Photography @lemmy.world
    FistingEnthusiast @lemmynsfw.com

    I'm very much a "that looks cool, let's snap a shot and hope for the best" kinda guy, but I liked this one and did a little cropping

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    FistingEnthusiast @lemmynsfw.com

    The night sky is particularly beautiful in my neck of the woods

  • News @lemmy.world
    FistingEnthusiast @lemmynsfw.com

    People with lower cognitive ability more likely to fall for pseudo-profound bullshit

    www.psypost.org /people-with-lower-cognitive-ability-more-likely-to-fall-for-pseudo-profound-bullshit/
  • Uplifting News @lemmy.world
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    The rings for my fiancée just arrived, and she has no idea!

  • Uplifting News @lemmy.world
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    I'm going to live FOREVER!!!

    www.theguardian.com /society/2025/apr/29/drink-champagne-reduce-risk-sudden-cardiac-arrest-study-suggests