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  • Live to sue another day.

  • My SO to me after her 12 evenly spaced out morning alarms all occurred during hours 2-4 of my 5 hours of sleep last night.

  • Please select all videos with couches to continue.

  • Office Space 2 plot revealed

  • We’re concerned that your home doesn’t look soul crushing enough. Please upgrade your home office by installing fluorescent tube lights and covering your walls with rough faded blue grey cloth, or we’ll need you to come into the office.

  • I also use the cheapest Walmart ones and they’re fine - much better than the “try 15 angles till you find the right one” cords. The trick is to raise them slowly and gingerly so that you’re not just bunching up the blinds.

    My favorite thing about them is the snap-on installation. No more sketchy slide-in plastic cubes with a plastic cover. Just drill the metal clamp on and snap them in. Surprisingly sturdy.

    I actually didn’t know the old style was “illegal.” I just thought they were so unpopular that they replaced them, even at the most basic option.

  • In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?

  • The mail carrier used pepper spray to stop the defendant.

    Please let there be video. I need it.

  • So the robots are now more successful at proving they’re human than I am.

  • “That’s from the Jew section of the Bible.”

  • At the very least, buy large jugs of purified water and use a permanent refillable bottle. It still creates plastic waste, but it’s a lot less than pounding down small bottles all the time. It’s also much cheaper, and if the bottle is vacuum-insulated, more efficient and enjoyable.

    Small plastic bottles have their uses in some situations, but buying them all the time as your main source of drinking water is just silly.

  • Just heard some pundits talking about Andrew Cuomo getting ready to swoop in and run if Adams resigns. They’re gonna elect Andrew fucking Cuomo next, probably.

  • Complete the set! Further protect your loved ones and property from emotional competitive reactions and other unpredictable gamer movements:

  • That is what a reasonable person would do, but unfortunately there are too many people who just want any excuse to smash someone’s window and hope to be called a hero for it. My car has rain guards for cracking windows, remote start to run with doors locked, good climate control, etc. I know my dog would be safe and comfortable for a bit inside of it, but I don’t trust self-styled “good samaritans” or straight-up dog thiefs to not smash up my car and steal my dog.

    The result, for me at least, as that my dog only gets to come along if we’re going to all dog-friendly places on that trip. I won’t even leave her in the perfectly safe car for a 10-minute grocery run. I don’t trust people to read any funny or cute sign I make. People are fucking nuts.

  • It’s 2024. You can talk about Cheetos and urine.

  • This place is fucked, I’m going back to work at Wendys

  • Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore