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  • No. No, man. Shit no, man! I believe you'd get your ass raided by ice doin’ something like that, man.

  • Hello, fellow temporarily impoverished centibillionaire.

  • Mass layoffs across the federal government, you say? Was that supposed to be good or bad?

  • This time will be different, surely.

  • well

    Jump
  • He didn’t mean his life specifically.

  • I’m genuinely impressed the mic could pick up Zuck’s voice from so far up Trump’s ass.

  • At this point I think it’d be more notable if they didn’t find plastics in human tissues. It seems to be everywhere including in our brains, and that’s the bad kind of plasticity to have there.

  • Shit man, you don’t need AI to bulk deny claims.

  • Gross.

  • Firing anyone giving bad news is a sure fire way to make sure we only hear good news. I expect a retroactive report that confirms that Iran was in fact completely wiped out and no longer exists.

  • I know, right? It’s just like when people bring fleshlights to throw at NBA games because it’s a totally normal and not weird thing to do.

  • I really like having a quick and tactile way to get the camera up and taking pictures. I had android phones back in the day that did this with a combination of the power button double tap to launch and volume buttons to snap pictures, the latter I know iOS does as well.

    I do find the swipe and soft touch features of the camera control to be unintuitive. It took me a while to even realize I could change the swipe gesture to control zoom instead of the default color/tone setting which I almost never want to change. Seriously don’t understand why zoom wasn’t the default.

  • I actually like and use the camera button, but maybe I’m in the minority.

  • I’m not sure where the lie comes in here, Trump is a liar, but the stuff he’s doing with “deportations” is very much on brand and what he blithered on about in his campaign.

  • They need to take a lesson from Trump, fire the person giving you real but alarming data and replace them with someone who’ll give you positive data you choose to believe is real.

  • I think I already have this curse.

  • Everything is a victory when you live in your own reality.