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  • OK?

    TIL that my kinks need…honing? Attenuation?

    Maybe I’m just not trying hard enough.

  • Well done the both of you

  • Top quality post. Thank you for this shot of optimistic perspective.

    Should crosspost to upliftingnews.

  • The other assholes not being quite big enough assholes to suit

  • Executive orders’ been doing some heavy lifting of late.

  • We all played Risk. And what’s the rule? Never, no wait, always fight a land war in Asia.

    After all, it went so well for the British. And the French. And the Germans. And the USSR. And the US…

  • I never pass on the opportunity to say fuck Wells Fargo.

    Thus, fuck Wells Fargo.

    Furthermore, to echo a comment further down, up against the wall with those shitcunts.

  • The preceding discourse was civilized and adult, and I am a better person for having witnessed it. Well done all.

  • High quality post 👍

  • Now dammit, as a lifelong Gator apologist fan, I find this particularly accurate insensitive and unamusing

  • I too have a chicken-kicking story. Posting now so’s I’ll remember to write it out later.

  • It was precisely like a bad, dirty paper cut that stank of fish munge.

  • Haven’t seen it mentioned here, so a word to the wise: their beaks are somewhere sharp-edged, and if you were to grasp the beak and your hand were to slide lengthwise (towards or away from the tip), you could sustain a nasty cut.

    Source: adolescent me harassing pelicans that were a lil too inquisitive about my days’ fishing catch on a dock somewhere near Cedar Key, FL.

  • Golly, you don’t suppose the outcome of this trade squabble could push Mexico straight into China’s loving embrace, thereby achieving exactly the opposite of the ostensible goals of the trump tariffs? All whilst driving up prices in the US? Do you??

  • Seconded

  • Most delicious excerpt from the article:

    (Presiding Judge) Barrett called out Peters for being “as defiant as a defendant that the court has ever seen” and said he believed Peters would do it all over again if she could. He accused her of seeking fame, despite her claims that she didn’t want attention for her actions.

    He said she didn’t respect the courts, law enforcement, government officials or her colleagues, and had abused the power of her position. She didn’t take the clerk role “particularly seriously”, he said, noting she hadn’t completed certification, and that “one scandal after another followed you in your time as the clerk.”

    He added, “You are no hero, you abused your position, and you’re a charlatan who used and is still using your prior position in office to peddle a snake oil that’s been proven to be junk time and time again.”

    Judge Barrett from the top rope!

    Suck it Peters!