For me personally, that's the best i got, i only look for intentions. Was that, "Hey, dude" derogatory? Was it just a general "howdy"? Each is much more than just the word. It's about the inflection and emphasis. Pretty easy to tell when they are being intentionally rude.
I've used many tact to get around this. More than often it throws me off so much I'm genuinely flabbergasted. My look often works great if anyone else is around. Sometimes i just full on ignore them. Not even a head glance. Genuinely assume they are not speaking to you. Its a very hard sheild to weave. Once you learn the art of not reacting they are forced to bathe in the comment. Let it breath. Make them think about what they just said.
Bro are you ok? You literally said "all" in your sentence. Just because you added the "nearly" in front doesn't mean you didn't say it. Damn, it's right there yo.
Ok, so you think my opinion is dumb. Well, i think yours is dumb. See how that works? Just because I'm disagreed with does not make my opinion anyones but mine. Clearly not all of civilization either considering at least one other person gave me even a single upvote. Only sith deal in absolutes.
I'm going back to physical media. Guess that will include my porn soon too.
Hmm, might actually still have some old playboy somewhere 🤔