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EmoDuck

@ EmoDuck @sh.itjust.works

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  • I should be banned from using microwaves

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  • I don't think there's much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.

    Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you

  • [DE]: 93 Liter zuckerhaltige Erfrischungsgetränke pro Kopf wurden 2023 produziert

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  • Sag was du willst, aber die EU kämpft erfolgreich dagenen an. Seit es die befestigten Deckel gibt ist mein Verlangen nach abgepackten Getränken gleich null gefallen.

    Reduziert somit auch den Plastikmüll, den ich produzier

  • Duck Wearing Bow-Tie Walks Into Pub, Drinks Pint, Fights Dog, Loses

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  • How does a bow-tie wear a duck? 🤔

  • TIL the term Redneck likely originated from the sunburned red neck of those working in fields.

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  • The point isn't that it's a mystery, but that it's a word people usually don't really think about.

    No one's reacting to it with "Hussa, finally this mystery that's been plaguing me for ages has been resolved for me", they are reacting to it with "Huh, never really thought about it. Makes sense"

  • Rishi Sunak reveals his favourite meal is sandwiches in last-minute appeal to voters

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  • Waiting for coach to put him in

  • Prequel dialogue

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  • Birds aren't the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs

  • Also, you have been turned into a worm.

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  • An infinite set doesn't necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict's

  • Mini Ontos

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  • So what you want is drones that

    1. Have propulsion and
    2. Are able to shoot.

    Here's my joined solution for both:

  • the truth

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  • Spaghetti > Meatball

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    But can it run Crysis?

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  • I think someone's running a cryptominer on my brain

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    You shall be remembered

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  • What's the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don't remember anything about him but his salary

  • Is Science Fiction Inherently Hopeful?

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  • Fuck hopeless stories. All my homies believe in the indomitable human spirit

  • What's the dumbest blockbuster movie you have seen that somehow received high praise?

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  • Yes, after the took off their lifebelts and tied them under the door for adden buoyancy.

    I think two people, already stressed to their teeth, now also suffering from hypothermia can be forgiven for not having the same presence of mind in that situation

  • What's the dumbest blockbuster movie you have seen that somehow received high praise?

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  • Iirc, cochlear implants don't actually produce sounds, but an electro static (?) feedback. So the aliens aren't actually vulnerable to sounds but to that.

    The movie probably could have explained that better

  • What's the dumbest blockbuster movie you have seen that somehow received high praise?

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  • People are STILL bringing up the "there's enough room" arguments?

    The movie LITERALLY shows you why it doesn't work. At first they both try to climb on it, but they're too heavy and the stupid thing capsizes. Only then is Jack like "You go take it, Imma good"

    Also, Mythbusters tried it and got the same results. 2 people to heavy, 1 ok.

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    How long would it take to travel 80 miles in a car travelling 80 miles per hour?

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  • If you told me that the miles Americans use for distance and the miles in mph are two different distances I wouldn't straight up believe you, but still double check later

  • Pork schnitzel with mustard cream sauce and spatzle

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  • Originally? Yes, it's non-breaded. People (including Germans) seem to think that a Schnitzel has to be breaded.

    This is probably because of Wiener Schnitzel but traditionally there are a lot of unbreaded Schnitzel

  • Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGOs

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  • Dude, there's no way he will even be able to eat all those 3000 sets before turning 99

  • I have the moral high ground Anakin!

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  • Now now, I'm sure the Confederation of Independent Systems would be willing to accept a compromise