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∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]

@ Edie @hexbear.net

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AuDHD cat. Warning: Do not feed pronouns, no matter how much it asks.

  • communism is when no presents btw 😔

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  • You put it in a glass of water and it transforms into 20 dollars.

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  • There are definitely... "readings" (or whatever you want to call it) of some of these that are monkeys paw. Like the black one, you can't sleep, but you get sleepy or exhausted. I'm not one for these. But yeah, the blue pill is hard to not make a monkeys paw type of thing.

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  • Well then nothing.

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  • The ears and tail are whatever you want.

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  • You ask for 3 green pills, the pharmacist explains how to use them "put one in a glass of water and it'll transform into 20 dollars." You get home and get a glass of water, and put all three in at once. The combined energy from all 3 pills transforming at once breaks the glass.

    I hope the glass wasn't worth more than $60.

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  • Also cool would be a male titties on demand pill. Grow boobs while you have a baby, but they recede after weaning. Rest of the body unaffected.

    Sorry. I only have estrogen pill. Gives you permanent titties.

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  • Well thought out.

    1. I'm not sure. There are multiple "readings" of what the pill does. I'm not sure about the exacts of it. But I think I'll at least go with that you can still sleep even if you've taken the pill.
    2. Since you just want your own ears, the pill fixes any damage to your hearing.
    3. I agree, all members of the felidae family.

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  • You get to pick 3! You've only picked one, are you going to pass on all others?

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  • It'd be too boring if the estrogen pill was just one normal estrogen pill. Considering all the others are special—magical even—pills, (I as the poster have decided) the estrogen one makes your body produce estrogen. You'll never have to take estrogen again.

    I think you mean blue, not purple? Purple is master pizza chef, blue is attraction.

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  • You may purchase wares from the Christmas rat

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  • It says 1 for 2 actually. Buy 2 get 1.

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  • Cat ears. That's what you wanted.

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  • It doesn't actually say cat ears

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  • Let's say you don't.

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  • And if the no sleep comes with downsides, what will you then choose?

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  • You cannot pick more than one of each.

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  • You have to pick two more.

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  • And the other two?

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