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∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]

@ Edie @hexbear.net

Posts
35
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1042
Joined
2 yr. ago

AuDHD cat. Warning: Do not feed pronouns, no matter how much it asks.

  • Maoist Standard English Hexbear is not real. It cannot hurt you.

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  • Yeah. depending on what the script is, using some userscript manager like violentmonkey might work.

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  • Maoist Standard English Hexbear is not real. It cannot hurt you.

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  • I don't think I will. For me it works perfectly fine as it is right now. Presumably it would also mean that the browser goes "do you really want to leave" any time I've gone to a post (since it adds the text to the comment box) which wouldn't be nice. And also, why would I want to post nothing but my signature? I'm going to be writing something anyways which fires the event.

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  • Maoist Standard English Hexbear is not real. It cannot hurt you.

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  • Besides your newlines being the wrong way around. This was very helpful! I made this violentmonkey script:

     
        
// ==UserScript==
// @name        hexbear signature
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://hexbear.net/*
// @grant       none
// @version     1.1
// @author      Edie
// @description 29/12/2025, 18.08.13
// ==/UserScript==

var sigHR = "\n\n---\n"
var sigMessage = "ⓘ *This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.*"
var sig =  `${sigHR}${sigMessage}`

function addSig(node) {
  var element = node.querySelector('[id^=markdown-textarea-]')
  if (element != null) {
    if (element.value === "") {
      element.value = sig
    }
  }
}

const observer = new MutationObserver(records => {
  records.forEach(record => {
    for (const addedNode of record.addedNodes) {
      if (addedNode.nodeType == 1) {
        addSig(addedNode)
      }
    }
  })
});

observer.observe(document.body, {
    subtree: true,
    childList: true
});

addSig(document)

    Edit: Updated to version 1.1!

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  • Maoist Standard English Hexbear is not real. It cannot hurt you.

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  • I do. And I am surprised at how consistent I have been with it.

    I did think about making something to help me. But I couldn't figure it out.

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  • Meow

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  • I uploaded them

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  • Maoist Standard English Hexbear is not real. It cannot hurt you.

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  • I used code from this website as a help. it changes any s at the end of a word into $. Double s into S$, but I don't have it in my version cuz it didn't work out. And any other singular s into SS. I wasn't sure what the rules of MSE was.

    I can do that.

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  • Maoist Standard English Hexbear is not real. It cannot hurt you.

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  • Yup! As you can see I commented I had made a version that did what Awoo said. And then I was thinking, well if I can replace words surely I can replace letters, MSE!

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  • Maoist Standard English Hexbear is not real. It cannot hurt you.

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  • HUH? Why is this FEATURED in local??

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  • Maoist Standard English Hexbear is not real. It cannot hurt you.

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  • I made it myself.

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  • Maoist Standard English Hexbear is not real. It cannot hurt you.

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  • ⓘ Thi$ uSSer i$ SSuSSpeKKKted of being a KKKat. PleaSSe report any SSuSSpiKKKiou$ behavior.

    Fucking hell. I love this.

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  • Mao Zedong - Novo General Megathread for the 25th-31st of December 2025

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  • Mao Zedong - Novo General Megathread for the 25th-31st of December 2025

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  • (I have 32GB of ram btw)

    So, turns out trying to replace everything with their Maoist Standard English version crashes Firefox.

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  • "But look at our economies" they say as they brutalize the homeless and impoverished. "The line goes up!" 📈

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  • It's pretty easy, I've already made a modified copy that does it.

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  • "But look at our economies" they say as they brutalize the homeless and impoverished. "The line goes up!" 📈

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  • Link?

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  • Is there any hobby that isn't a sign someone is secretly transgender?

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  • They are not-secretly transgender.

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  • Is there any hobby that isn't a sign someone is secretly transgender?

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  • Everything is secretly transgender.

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  • Should have picked little caesars

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  • Pizza hut is called pizza hut in Russian too? Funny how that works out.

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  • Whenever a chud says "Oh you're a communist? Read a book, moron!" I've started asking "Which do you recommend?" but I've never gotten a reply 😕🤔

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  • Ayaguing with idiots.

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