Sounds like both your dad and brother are gay and also extremely abusive. Fun fact, just because someone is a blood relative doesn’t mean they have a free pass to be in your life.
back when I was a year-round bike commuter in New England I’d just pop on a pair of cheap over-glasses style plastic safety goggles (the type that are just basically big glasses, no elastic strap or seal or anything). Helped with wind mitigation and didn’t fog up too much since they were fairly open. nothings gonna be perfect though.
Have you considered these people don’t consider you to be that important in their own lives? It’s not the job of friends to fix the perceived foibles of their friends, unless a friend actually asks for help.
Friends are just people who enjoy each others company and offer as much or as little emotional support when able/willing. When that stops being the case it’s fine to drift apart.
Also, really take a step back, ‘cause you literally wrote this:
Could be neat if Detective Miller engages arthropod-robot form to offer people a ride down said tunnel, all the while reminding riders to check doors and corners.
He starts in with poor finger talking point about policy when he should just be like “VOTE ZAMBONI, GET FREE BUSSY!” (And also change his name from zabrumbgju Zulbranji to Zamboni Jammony).
Let his PR team take for free: “VOTE ZAMBONY GET THE BUSSY!” you don’t need hand waving and policy minutia. Just promise a bunch of bullshit and make your name less hard to remember.
Fucking DNC being like vote for “Final Fantasy: Rebrit//consul Jambolchik Cheonicle 3:222 relust” but beware rebuplican “Fascist Not-Joe”
Guarantee most people will be like “oh yeah I think I need to vote for Fascist Not-Joe…”
Sounds like both your dad and brother are gay and also extremely abusive. Fun fact, just because someone is a blood relative doesn’t mean they have a free pass to be in your life.