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estutweh

@ DirigibleProtein @aussie.zone

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  • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…

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    What is some pleasantly menacing music, preferably longer form?

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  • There is a good variety of dark ambient music at Cryochamber on Bandcamp.

  • Becky has a thorny problem as guys keep parking in her garden

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  • Go running up to the car, open the door and ask “are you ok mate?”. When they say yes, grab the back of their neck and slam their head into the steering wheel several times. “What about now?”

  • Ahoy, what's the most unhinged wierd shower curtain I can put in a shower.

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  • Ahoy, what's the most unhinged wierd shower curtain I can put in a shower.

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  • “This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

    What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.”

  • ESL speakers, when did you learn English?

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  • My parents migrated to Australia but only spoke German at home, so that’s what I learned. When I started school, they discovered their mistake, and I had to learn English. I remember my father saying for many years, “This is Australia, we speak English in this country”, my younger sister and I weren’t allowed to speak German at home, so I forgot a lot of it. In high school, we had to learn French or German, so it was natural to learn German. So German is both my first and my third language.

  • ESL speakers, when did you learn English?

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  • When I started school, about six years old.

  • Who's your favorite philosopher or religious figure and what is their key thought explained simply?

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  • Bill S Preston, Esquire: “Be excellent to each other”

  • Are there any real modern Robin Hoods

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  • 5-minute oil change place

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  • I don't have to dispose of the oil

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  • I’m immune compromised. I wear an N95 mask whenever I go out. Sometimes to change things up, I’ll draw a smiley (or other) mouth on it with felt tip markers. Just need to work out how to disguise everything above the mask in a way that doesn’t look like a deliberate disguise.

  • Ullswater in the Lake District looking particularly photogenic last week

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  • A red sail! The Amazons are on the lake!

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    Is there a non mentally ill version of lemmy?

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  • It’s “its”, not “it’s”, unless you mean “it is”, in which case it is “it’s”.

  • It's Thursday 05/29/2025. Hey, What's Going On!

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  • “Why can't you be normal!?" Ummm why can't you be weird?

    Define “normal”. I am “normal“, whatever “normal” means. Everyone else is weird — why can’t people say what they mean, instead of vaguely hinting and expecting me to know what they mean?

  • Why do, relatively, so few of you set an avatar for your profile?

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  • I also use voyager; never seen avatars, didn’t know they existed.

  • LF 3.5mm 'silencer' plugs, and/or other ways to fuck with TVs in public areas that are blasting Fox all the time...

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  • If they make you take a polygraph test, insist on a tarot reading and a full personal horoscope as well. Between the three of them, there’s no way that they can’t find the truth!

  • What's a fun, cheap, solo workout someone can do at home?

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  • 5BX

  • Gate

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  • You wot mate?