A couch surfing hippy my room mate let stay with us for two horrible weeks decided to make some oily vegan garbage in our stock pot for a "thank you dinner". I took one bite and almost puked from all the veggie oil she used. I asked if I could skim it off the top of the pot and she got all pissed, grabbed the pot and tried to flush it down our (only) toilet. It immediately overflowed a bunch of oily, undercooked, and flavorless crap onto our bathroom floor. There was much more drama after that involving an expensive bike, an ex boyfriend, unpaid roto-rooter bill, a rental steam cleaner, and new rules involving house guests. bonus: she used all of our food to make it, she bought nothing herself!
they also remember when you were drunk, fighting with your spouse, forgot to pick them up, escaped the FBI in a drug submarine, stole
their phone and sold it for Oxy, and carved a pentagram into the neighbors front door.
I think they should do a cleaning brigade gauntlet made of potential climbers. If you aclimate and clean well enough you get invited back for the next season depending on performance. Then, at the sherpa's discretion, you may be allowed to summit. Sort of a "prove your worth first". I bet the traffic jams and garbage would become a thing of the past.
(read in Lois Griffin voice) "then make pita croutons. then pita bread crumbs. then pita powder to make...pita bread. its always pita fowevah...pita? Peeeetah! Are you listening to meeee?!"
sunsets not lasting long enough. fuck. I need more time for my brain to enjoy my favorite cosmic thing before going back to "screen and need more food" mode.
I saw a neighbor fill his lawnmower with gas, take the can and take a huge swig. He capped it and started his lawnmower like nothing. so many questions.
A trick I use with questionable fish is to soak the fillet in milk after it thaws for 20 min to 2 hours. Pat it dry and glaze/season. It usually takes any "fishyness" smell/flavor out of it.
I feel like me ordering a half dozen of these to control lights and sprinklers or random network pi-holes is
the equivalent of the toast buttering robot on rick and morty. poor things will never live to their potential, but here we are.
IDK why but, I feel like Idiocracy and Wall-E take place in the same universe