So real story here, the reason it took so long was that everytime somebody built a house thousands of house spiders would flock in, rendering the house unusable. Then somebody had the bright idea of building a decoy house which also become the first shed.
Guys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒
You know that's offensive, right? 😡