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CustardFist

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  • ‘DON’T PEE IN OUR POOL’ [OC]

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  • You just stopped scrolling the front page, because you struck gold. 😉

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  • Really? Because of my work? Wow. I’m blushing. ☺️

    I hope to see more of your work. As soon as I can find the fricking ‘follow’ button on this app, I’ll be following you.

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  • Ugh… I hate it when my jokes turn out to be real. 😦I think I’m gonna lay on my bed and lose consciousness for a couple of hours and forget what you just said. 😑

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  • Oof. I’m too drunk to follow all of this. 😮‍💨However, I am going to steal that sentence: “Is there anywhere to pee in the house?” and I’m gonna use it in real life.

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  • Awww. ☺️I will. ✊😎

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  • It DOES have everything. Every possible secretion, expulsion, or ejaculate. I’m still amazed that swimming in the ocean does NOT get every orifice of your body pregnant. 😨

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  • Yes, smartiebutt, toilets are generally inside the house, but the keyword here is “anywhere“, which extends way beyond the confines of the toiletbowl. ☝️🥸

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  • Yes. I made this myself, just a few hours ago.

    I’ve been told that I’m a rare species of comics artists that post his own work on Lemmy. I’m not sure if that’s true, but I kinda like it anyway.🥸

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  • Not really what the comic was about, but you are correct with your analysis. 🤓📉

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  • And the wooden floorboards start to deform.And friends stop coming over.There are some disadvantages, that’s true.

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  • Although it would be funny if people actually peed anywhere in their houses. 😙

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  • Thanks. I push through where most other comics artists would stop. 😎

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  • Come at me, bruh. I’ve been snorting brown bean soup all day and I’m about to fart your bot brain to bits. 😎💨

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  • Upvoted because of soup.

  • ‘BIG HEART’ [OC]

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  • Aww thanks. Reading that warms my heart a little. 🤗

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  • Thanks. ☺️

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  • Full disclosure: I didn’t research the height of a volleyball net when I made this.

  • Car trouble

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  • “No, I yabba dabba don’t.”

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    ‘WHEN IT HITS’

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #103’

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    ‘SHOWER THOUGHT’

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #33’

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    'SOMEWHAT SAD SUNDAY - LAP CAT'

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    ‘THE THREE MOSQUITEERS’

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    ‘THE THREE MOSQUITEERS’

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    ‘COMFORTABLE IN LOVE’

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #32’

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    ‘WHAT A PITCH’ [OC] (Another LOTR trilogy?)

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    ‘HI DRATE’

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    ‘SUGAR DADDY’

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    ‘SUGAR DADDY’

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    ‘PUNCHED’

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #100’

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #100’

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    'RANDOM FLUFF #29'

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    ‘HIGH NOON’ [OC] (For all the peeps in the Northern Hemisphere - it’s June 21st)

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    ‘HIGH NOON’ [OC] (For all the peeps in the Northern Hemisphere - it’s June 21st)

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    ‘RANDOM FLUFF #99’