CustardFist

You ok CustardFist?

Yep. Doing just fine, thank you. 🤩

You're stuff's always been weird but it seems to have taken a decidedly sexual slant in the ones I've seen lately.

Well observed. I do vary my subject matter a bit, but I have decided to do more “risqué” comics, “testing the water” for my upcoming (mildly) NSFW comics series. ☝️😀

Also, there are impossibly few women turned on by having a doctor rooting around in their privates.

You’re probably right, but ‘few’ ≠ zero and doctors keep finding objects in there that didn’t crawl in themselves. 😱

That last facial expression overwhelmingly pushes the whole comic into the territory where I'm questioning if these aren't some way of not so subtly sharing your personal kinks with the world.

M’yeah… I don’t see the problem. That’s part of the fun, actually. 🤔

Edit: Nevermind, just checked your profile. For some reason a ton of your recent stuff hasn't shown up during my doomscrolling. Guess it's time to try a new sorting algorithm!

Sorting by “naughty”? Is that a thing? 😉

Nice talking to you, @wizardbeard. 🤟😎

How the hell am I supposed to make absurd jokes, when reality is even more absurd. 🫲 😩 🫱

Finally a story with some depth. 🥸

Judging by all the comments, I’m definitely not the only one with this pet peeve. 😅

You’re the first to even mention it. ☺️

When you cum to realize….. 🫢

And when can we expect the baby shower?!? 😜💦💦

Thanks. Couldn’t have said it better. 😎👍

Nah, that song is clearly older than I am. 😉

Then the theme song plays without the vocals, but only for 3 seconds before cutting to commercials.

Really? My true horror was that one time I accidentally replaced my Preparation H with superglue.

Relax, it’s only your impending death. 🤪

Oh idk. I’m just a simple man, who wants cartoon characters to emote and use (body) language accordingly. That includes the occasional swearing when the shit really hits the fan, in my opinion.

No, I mean what counts as “swearing” in the future.Imagine traveling to the distance past, when the atmosphere’s composition and temperature are so hostile to you that you need a protective suit and helmet, and then you find out you ran out of fuel and are going to die within a few hours or so. ‘Shoot’ would not be a strong enough word I’d like to use in that situation.So…. That’s what I meant. 🤗

There’s a lot to say about this comic, but I’m just sad to see ‘shit’ be replaced by ‘shoot’. 😞