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@ Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

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I steal crumbs.

Crumbs.

Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪

  • TIL guide dogs for the blind are called seeing eye dogs because they originally came from an organization called The Seeing Eye.

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  • As an official representative from Lord Sauron, I would like to point out that his intellectual property has been violated here.

  • "Oh, please! Everything I've said about you can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem." - Lucille Janeway

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  • The goddamn bodysuit.

  • One wish

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  • It's pretty damn funny. And now, you go to jail.

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  • I think Wesley is onto something.

  • Remember, kids! Unregulated capitalism is not your friend!

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  • nice try comrade!

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  • I don't even know where to start with this one

  • Reacharound >= common Courtesy

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  • Reacharound >= common Courtesy

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  • You make me want to be a better human being. But I don't think that's going to happen.

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  • I never heard of redit. Is that like ribbit? Or some new fangled app or something?

  • Going to be a fabulous launch with 1000 new AI generated Lemmy communities. can't wait. i'm so excited!

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  • We have successfully opted in all of Lemmy and all of the Fediverse, Now accepting investors on seed funding round two!!

  • If you're going to troll, at least like the goddamn post.

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  • Sometimes you just have to live with an existential quandary.

  • If you're going to troll, at least like the goddamn post.

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  • New rule

  • TIL you can extract energy from space time itself & working on that same principle, make black hole bombs

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  • Some people can get energy from their hole directly.

  • Going to be a fabulous launch with 1000 new AI generated Lemmy communities. can't wait. i'm so excited!

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  • Thank you for opting in. have you considered premium? most of our subscribers like premium, and it's only $7.99 per 1000 generated images. And you get 1000 per day. That's 1000 images for 1000 new communities, you only have to view one million images per day. that's why most of our subscribers like premium. you need premium motherfucker, get premium now. All of our subscribers are required to view each and every image, thank you for your cooperation.

  • Not enough real estate

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  • Fucking best of Craigslist.

  • Going to be a fabulous launch with 1000 new AI generated Lemmy communities. can't wait. i'm so excited!

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  • Thank you for opting in. you will now receive your fabulous subscription with 1000 communities each with 1000 posts per day. As a bonus, here is the first of your 1000 bonus images. thank you for subscribing!

  • Thats right

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  • Listen to Daddy, he's leading you on the right path.

  • Not enough real estate

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  • this one wins lemmy for today

  • this lemmy?

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  • Legend, and a true pussy magnet.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Stealth

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    No way he is as dangerous as a bean

  • New Communities @lemmy.world
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    Repurposed Headlines -For when you have something better

    lemm.ee /c/Repurposed_Headlines
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Taking them to Canada.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Models predict climate change will lead to increase in invasive spongy moth outbreaks

    phys.org /news/2025-01-climate-invasive-spongy-moth-outbreaks.html
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    not on weekdays though.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    on topic

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Bring forth mediocre joy

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    ehh

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Upload not available

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Skelator denies lurking

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Where the fuck is Skelator?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Gowron says you are without honor.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Roses are red in North Carolina.....

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    Has anyone else noticed the trend of weird background music on YouTube videos?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Make sure he is a real Bear

    www.nbclosangeles.com /news/local/fake-bear-attack-bear-costume-los-angeles-lake-arrowhead-insurance-fraud/3560416/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Boyfriend replacement tips and considerations

  • Bun Alert System @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Bun alert extreme.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Starship Enterprise or jellyfish launcher?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    Is Craigslist Dying?