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  • Federal employees told to remove pronouns from email signatures by end of day

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  • This is so they can build in an excuse to fire everyone in IT.

  • Reproductive rights and Spanish-language White House webpages removed

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  • And the fact it just tells Spanish-speakers to "go home"...

  • we got you the most brutal birthday present ever!

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  • The sentence really should have been tied to a post in the front row of a Dethklok concert, where his hands are sliced off by the hovering lighting rig laser drones, his gigantic belly ripples against the might of Murderface's bass rig until the skin tidal waves over his face suffocating him, then a portal to hell opens directly in the cavity where his brain should be and sucks his body (inside-out) into a fiery pit of sulphur and flame, promptly ending the Trump reign and starting 1000 years of Dethklok.

  • Elon Musk Urged People to Stop Donating to Wikipedia. [TRUE]

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  • Same! Fuck this guy!

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  • Without looking into it, it is entirely possible they were.

  • NASA's 2 stuck astronauts face more time in space with return delayed until at least late March

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  • They are still waiting on their delivery of lemon-soaked paper napkins. Any day now.

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    12 dead at a ski resort in Georgia from possible carbon monoxide poisoning

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  • There seem to have been a significant increase in Agent 47-style "incidents" recently.

  • Which are you and why is it the snowman

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  • Birthday Boy

    • loiters around stables
    • fully grown king man-child insists everyone celebrates his birthday in their own homes
    • doesn't even turn up to open presents
    • causes millennia of war atrocities committed in his name
    • now you have a dying tree in your house

  • Israeli soldier was ordered to kill Palestinian holding white flag, says reservist

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  • And we all know how the "I was only following orders" defence goes down in the Hague...

  • i don't understand half of these either

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    • Donald Trump declares peace in the Middle East, despite ongoing Israel attacks
    • Steven Seagal stars in patriotic Russian film as personal favour to Putin
    • FCC attempts to shut down MSNBC on grounds of unpatriotic reporting
    • Another ship gets stuck in the Suez Canal.
    • European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.

  • Elon Musk brands Britain a 'tyrannical police state' and boosts far-right activist

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  • Maybe the genie misheard him saying he wished to be immortal and heard that he wished to be immoral.

  • A Trump Judge Just Nixed Overtime Pay for Millions—and Media Yawned

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  • I don't wish multiple gout-related limb amputations on many people, buuuut...

  • This Planet's On Fire (Burn In Hell)

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  • In the same breath, we now have climate scientists saying that remaining below 1.5° this century is all but a pipedream, right wing leaders surging in Italy, Germany, France, Hungary, and other EU countries stoking socially regressive rhetoric, and the AMOC could fail as soon as 2026, plunging Europe temperatures by 10° and causing a new annual storm front akin to Florida right above France and Germany. I am less than optimistic for Europe's future as a whole, as crises drive further nationalism and right wing populism. In future, with european crops struggling under these worse conditions and with the UK currently reliant on imports for 60% its food, the worst is likely yet to come for us.

  • I was surpised by the diversity of candidates

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  • I hear great things about Doctor Ed Immigration-Papers

  • Choices rule

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  • Worse, they normalised 2 adults per household working 8 hours per day.

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    But the drag queens!

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  • I was going to say he looks like the end result of ten generations of incestuous breeding of the Osmonds.

  • Millions at risk of losing health insurance following Trump's victory

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  • He'll blame it on a department he's looking to dismantle.

  • Republicans preparing to reject US election result if Trump loses, warn strategists

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  • Like a bad Photoshop

  • The beatings will continue until every day is black friday

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  • Do you think the Christmas gods would relent this year if we just offered up a small fortune to Mariah?