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Crackhappy

@ Crackhappy @lemmy.world

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Developer for 30+ years, father of four.

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  • Went to an orgy and didn't have sex with anyone, on purpose. I did, however, play naked baby oil handcuff twister. Which was hilarious and painful.

  • What soup(s) have you invented?

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  • I make a "me" soup every time I take a bath.

  • Air traffic controller turns to DoorDash, gets loan as paychecks run dry during shutdown: "Pressure on top of pressure"

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  • I have to fly today, because if I didn't, I would be flushing 6,000 down the drain. Otherwise I agree with you.

  • Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world?

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  • Yeah. He also had an awesome helicopter.

  • Who is the most super Chad of solo code projects and why?

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  • This is an easy one. Chris Sawyer. Created multiple Tycoon games from scratch, in Assembly.

  • Alabama executes man with nitrogen gas for 1993 murder over $200 drug debt

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  • The cruelty is the point. Could they do it painlessly? Absolutely. Will they? Hell no.

  • What are your thoughs about YouTube clickbait?

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  • I'm like you, longform curated content exclusively from creators I've subscribed to. I just don't have the time for all the razz ma tazz going on these days.

  • What is a good substitute for tomato?

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  • Poblano, you heathen.

  • Microsoft Teams Starts Telling Your Company If You’re Not At Work

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  • In a lot of ways, I have the opposite of micromanagement, they really don't care what the hell I am doing as long as I'm delivering my projects effectively.

  • Amazon’s Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police

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  • Because of the implication.

  • Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd

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  • So... you're saying we're houses.

  • How often do you get "Fake" lucid dreams vs. Real lucid dreams?

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  • Man, I fight hard against lucid dreaming. I much prefer letting my brain do whatever wacky shit it wants to do.

  • What's a good FREE music streaming service that isn't run by the devil?

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  • There's a local non-profit station that plays the wildest stuff, and you never know what you're going to get. They play stuff I've never heard of about 70% of the time.

    https://themoon.fm/

    They're great! And free of course.

  • Users vow to boycott Spotify after streamer runs ICE recruitment ad

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  • Oh hell yeah, using it now.

  • U.S. Bombers Conduct Flyover Off Venezuelan Coast And Draw Up Suggestive Message For The Radar

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  • Hmmm so that's a BAD Bunny02.

  • Do you have a strong opinion on the death penalty?

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  • The death penalty is incredibly stupid for more than one reason.

    1. If someone committed a crime that egregious, they should be punished every day, and you should help them live as long as possible.
    2. So many innocent people are put to death because our system for determining guilt is far from righteous, or right.
    3. You don't talk about Fight Club.

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    What's a bad habit you use to have for a long time but finally fixed?

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  • I smoked for 30 years, but when I moved to a different state, the day I moved is the day I quit smoking. It worked super well. Haven't smoked since.

  • What's the most blatantly stupid thing you've witnessed someone do?

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  • Saw a farmer walk out of the voting area at the polling place locally wearing an "I voted to Make America Great Again".

  • Trump posthumously awards Charlie Kirk the Presidential Medal of Freedom

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  • Nono, this is a good thing. In hell, this award weighs 200 pounds and now it's on his neck as he burns.