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Snapple fact: You're rather whack

  • Absolutely blows my mind that anyone would think an ad like this would go over well anywhere, but especially just spammed on random lemmy communities. Yall need to get your heads checked for holes

  • Fair enough. I've started listening to Sleep Token quite a bit in the last two years and I really like a lot of their songs. However, their latest album is... a little too weird though. I dunno, to each their own. ¯(ツ)

  • Either I don't have that in my phone or I'm stupid and can't find it. Probably the latter. Whatever the case is, I need this

  • GOBLIN SHOVEL

  • You were the one not in the collective coma

  • That's alright, I didn't like those guys much anyways

  • McDonald's sucks, Peta is a psyop

  • This sounds like they want to use my power to mine for Bitcoin...

  • The first game I ever sat down and played for extended periods of time and the first game I ever completed was Majora's Mask on the N64. It was and still is such a weird game from the town and the people living in it, to the masks, the Moon, and Skull Kid. I loved every little piece of this world, but the constant counting down to the end of the world and the reactions of all the characters when the end was near scared me. It made me anxious, stressed, and fucking terrified, but I would always go back to it. I honestly don't remember how long it took me to finish it, maybe a couple months, maybe the better part of a year, but eventually I did finish it. And it literally felt like the weight of the Moon was lifted from my shoulders, I was excited and relieved and... I literally cannot explain the mix of emotions lil 6 year old me felt in that moment, but it's what really made me interested in video games.

    A couple of years later, a cousin gifted me a copy of Halo CE. Instantly became obsessed with it. My parents' computer at the time was absolute dogshit (we didn't really have much use for a computer anyway) and we only had dial up internet for maybe 2 years (we didn't have much use for the internet either lol) but that didn't stop me from playing both the single player and multiplayer as much as I could. Fast forward about 2 decades, and in college one of my friends starts playing Halo CE out of nowhere. It was also a cracked copy of the game so it very quickly got floated around to everyone in our friend group. We would have little lan parties to play games and in Halo we would play 3v4 or 3v3 matches, but everyone quickly started to see a pattern. Whoever played on a team with me would win, and I would always be on the top of the scoreboard by like 10 kills. Everybody decided to do me a favor (gang up on me) and humble me (wipe the smug look off my face) by tricking me into a 5v1 match. I won. We played two more games like that, cuz the first one had to be a fluke. I won those as well. I don't know if I held onto those Halo skills and muscle memory for that 2 fucking decades, but at the time I was also feeding a pretty bad CSGO addiction, but ya know. It's what it's. And that's why I can't play fps games against my friends, because I was playing at a completely different skill level and it felt like I was bullying them 💜

  • Alright, fine. Leave me to my deep dish, you can have fun eating your grease soaked napkin

  • Raccoin is a coin pusher rougelike. I thought the game was out in early access or it had a demo, but it turns out they just did a play test for August. Hope it gets the full release soon, it was pretty fun

  • Plane

    Jump
  • It's the droop-snoot!

  • Hobbies

    Jump
  • Ah yes, as an average people my favorite hobby is... checks hand ...Job.

  • I went through a fucking spree earlier this week. Finished Metaphor: ReFantazio last weekend. It's an RPG from Atlus, basically a fantasy Persona. Would recommend if you like those games. I also played through Lunistice, which is a short little platformer game. Only has a handful of levels, but fun and worth it for $5. Then I went into Mouthwashing blind and finished it in a single night. I knew absolutely nothing about that one except that I had only heard good things about it. Very good, but holy fucking shit is it heavy. Wanna recommend it, but it's one of those games where you need to stare at a wall for a couple of hours to process everything it throws at you. And I've since started Shapez 2. An automation game like Factorio or Satisfactory, but it's just Shapez. It makes the good chemicals in the brain go brrrrr. Would also recommend.

  • How do you feel about patrolling the Mojave?

  • If you liked Observer, I'll recommend Soma. I just had to sit back and think for a couple hours after I finished it

  • SurrealMemes @sh.itjust.works

    You may be entitled to financial compensation

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    got a pretty busy weekend coming up

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    I'm about to lose it

  • SurrealMemes @sh.itjust.works

    He knows

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Do you know sign language, cuz all you're gonna be seein' is THESE HANDS

  • SurrealMemes @sh.itjust.works

    Join the Lemon Party and they will be outnumbered

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    A new twist on an old classic

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    I don't have a problem, it's everyone else's issue

  • SurrealMemes @sh.itjust.works

    Just Jomp