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Confused_Emus

@ Confused_Emus @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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  • Nanananana

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  • Dammit Doll

    Whenever things don’t go so well,

    And you want to hit the wall and yell,

    Here’s a little Dammit Doll,

    That you can’t do without.

    Just grasp it firmly by the legs

    And find a place to slam it.

    And as you whack the stuffing out

    Yell “Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!”

  • Someone with your last name commits a heinous crime and their name becomes infamous, would you change that name? Why or Why not?

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  • My whole name - first, middle, and last - is one of those that’s so generic I’m damn near impossible to Google without already knowing other key identifying details. Details that, if you already knew, you probably wouldn’t need to Google me anyway.

  • Deal to end government shutdown in reach

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  • They don’t have to worry about polling now, so it’s back to the spineless status quo for these useless fucks.

  • Does anyone know what's inside this building?

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  • Telecom exchange. We got one kinda similar in KCMO, although I’d guess there are actual offices for people in the lower half of the building since it’s got windows.

  • Discuss

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  • $11 dollars

    Eleven dollars dollars?

  • never gonna run around and desert you

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  • The sheer volume of microplastics that will be in our respective layer of rock stratigraphy will be unmistakable evidence that some rather stupid species was here.

  • MAGA Fan Relying on SNAP Benefits Desperately Regrets Her Trump Vote

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  • Could try eating shit.

  • Greg Abbott threatens "100% tariff" on New Yorkers moving to Texas

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  • No one’s interested in your “lone star out of five” rated shithole of a state.

  • New Drug Kills Cancer 20,000x More Effectively With No Detectable Side Effects

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  • Another cancer cure for mice. I’m sure that’s useful to someone.

  • Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies

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  • You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . [Dick Cheney] is dead. Good.

    • slightly paraphrased Bette Davis

  • Bad days

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  • U.S. citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say

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  • I’ll bet $20 they voted for Jill Stein to “save Gaza.”

  • Bad days

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  • Do your psychic insights extend to the lotto? I’ll go halfsies with you.

    I’d assume any woman who stays with a dipshit like Vance does it because he’s got some kind of dirt or control on her.

  • YSK: you can stop Microsoft users from sending 'reactions' to your email by adding a "x-ms-reactions: disallow" header

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  • In the case of Outlook, read receipts are a thing if the sender wants at least an acknowledgement. True that the receiver can just click no on the option to send that receipt, but presumably they're also the type that wouldn't have sent a reaction to the email in the first place.

  • Bad days

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  • I didn’t assume anything, hence why I asked. Sorry I lack a biographical knowledge of every person on the planet that I otherwise have zero interest in.

  • Bad days

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  • Andy Cohen, the real power behind Washington!

  • Bad days

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  • Any indication she was one of those mail-order brides? I just can’t think why she stays with him when he’s such a dick to her.

    ETA: The stereotypical mail order bride I’m familiar with comes from Russia, and they’re white. But by all means, keep going out of your way to find shit to be offended at - it’s not my high blood pressure.

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  • Ah yes, the year I graduated high school.

    sounds of crackling joints intensifies

  • Trump Is Very Confused About Nuclear Weapons | The president says he wants to resume nuclear testing but doesn’t seem to know why.

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  • New Texas Rule Allows Judges to Stop Marrying Same-Sex Couples

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  • Oh! Check that out. It’s just Social Security and Medicare they don’t pay. Which seems fair since they seem to have their own community versions that they contribute to.

    In the US, as long as your religion is recognized by the IRS, the Church itself doesn’t pay income/property taxes. Once you get your first church set up, just make all your personal luxury purchases through the Church!