You're the pompous left elitiest the right has stereotyped everyone on left as. You're not brave or smart or any of the things you claim otherwise you'd be able to recognize you're the manifestation of their punch line, a joke you're not in on.
It's like saying you're bored. There is no entertainment captain on this ship and likewise there is no one that is going to seek you out and feed you joy.
And predictable reactionaries.
Ripe for manipulation.