Good on you for trying! But there's no need to bring up the first ones either, unless it's relevant to the discussion! Just filter yourself man, you don't have to comment every thought you have.
That's what the meme says, but probability doesn't work that way. If you want the result from a roll, what you've roller before has no bearing on the result from this roll. Thus the chance for a single d20 roll is always 1/20, or 5%.
It's satirical, but not like Darwin Awards. Though there have been a few awards that was definitely criticism, their stated goal is to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think."
Good on you for trying! But there's no need to bring up the first ones either, unless it's relevant to the discussion! Just filter yourself man, you don't have to comment every thought you have.