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  • FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves

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  • In my state we have the right to defend our property and that includes vehicles. So, let them try to fuck with me or my wife and see what happens. We’re homos and armed to the teeth.

  • 🐆 Right-wing trans woman finds out "gender-criticals" cannot be reasoned with

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  • Exactly. My dislike of her has zero to do with her being a trans woman.

  • U.S. family moved to Russia to escape liberal culture and got drawn into the war with Ukraine

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  • I wish all of the Christians would go to russia

  • Shower. I hate the wet place

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  • I think most clearly when I’m lifting weights. The rest of the time it’s like a combination of SpongeBob and Patrick chitchatting 24/7.

  • Assemblies of God churches shielded accused predators — and allowed them to keep abusing children

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  • And based on pedophilia, if you’ve read the Bible.

  • She is making a GREAT point

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  • They’re 100% of the doctors start doing them like they do at the vets office.

  • She is making a GREAT point

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  • That’s quickly coming to an end.

  • Chipotle stock craters as company says young people without jobs can't afford their food anymore

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  • Shit, I discovered Izzos Illegal Burrito and it’s much better at a fraction of the cost!

  • To make ends meet, Argentines sell their possessions

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  • So, they have garage sales? What’s odd about that?!

  • Manic Stew

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  • Stimming chocolate

  • Does anyone have a stove with a mechanism, or function, or feature, or do you have a strategy for some sort of timed shut-off.

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  • We just got a new Samsung stove a few months ago, and it has a cook time button. This differs from the timer. The cook time button actually turns the oven off and whatever time you’d like.

  • lazy ass

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  • I applied to over 600, and got two interviews. Neither worked out to be anything. Then, I said fuck it and started my own freelance business.

  • Slightly biased

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  • This is from LinkedIn, isn’t it?! That’s the only appropriate place for such a poll.

  • Coal making a comeback as US datacenters demand power

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  • Patient, patient…not much longer now.

  • Joe Rogan on Trump's mass deportations: "I really thought they were just going to go after the criminals"

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  • He really needs de-platformed like Alex Jones. Same human sewage machine.

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    Unified Theory of American Reality

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  • As an American, this is accurate. I had a conversation with my wife not too long ago about how until I met her, I felt like I was always surrounded by idiots. I don’t mean that in a hyperbolic way. I did not know one person who continued any sort of self education in adulthood. Once they were out of school, that was it. It blew my mind. Life should be a daily striving to learn more. They seriously would not pick up a book, or research any topic outside of headlines.

  • People whose parents have become fascist, how are you dealing with it?

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  • Exactly, the vast majority of them are in piss-poor health anyways.

  • People whose parents have become fascist, how are you dealing with it?

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  • I think it was his mom. TBIs tend to change personalities if they’re bad enough.

  • People whose parents have become fascist, how are you dealing with it?

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  • A week?! I limit mine to half a day.

  • LGBTQ+ @lemmy.world
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    Judge Who Shut Down Trump's Trans Troop Ban Issued a Scathing 80-Page Ruling. Here Are Our Favorite Quotes

    www.them.us /story/judge-ana-reyes-trump-trans-troop-ban-ruling-quotes
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    Berlin homeless man killed during emptying of waste bin he slept in.

    www.wsws.org /en/articles/2025/03/19/berl-m19.html
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    Mobile wallpaper community

    lemmy.dbzer0.com /c/mobile_wallpaper
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    Disgusting act caught on camera! Drunk Chinese youth pee in hotspot

    www.freepressjournal.in /viral/disgusting-act-caught-on-camera-drunk-chinese-youths-pee-into-hotpot-soup-at-shanghai-restaurant-video
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    Embalmer charged with felony abuse of corpse over what she allegedly did to dead man's genitals

    www.theblaze.com /news/embalmer-corpse-mutilation-genitals-houston
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    sign_irl

  • science @lemmy.world
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    A single particle in the deep sea could prove Stephen Hawking right about the early universe

    www.livescience.com /space/black-holes/evidence-for-stephen-hawkings-unproven-black-hole-theory-may-have-just-been-found-at-the-bottom-of-the-sea
  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    The Return of Digg, a Star of Web 2.0 (Gift Article)

    www.nytimes.com /2025/03/05/technology/digg-alexis-ohanian-kevin-rose.html
  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian joins bid to acquire TikTok

    apnews.com /article/alexis-ohanian-tiktok-ban-trump-220e0dbc78e348af33152b9fab0f907c
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    Sex cruises to Antarctica set to hasten demise of Earth’s last great wilderness

    www.dailymaverick.co.za /article/2025-03-04-deeply-distasteful-sex-cruises-to-antarctica-set-to-hasten-degradation-of-earths-last-great-wilderness/
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    Sex cruises to Antarctica set to hasten demise of Earth’s last great wilderness

    www.dailymaverick.co.za /article/2025-03-04-deeply-distasteful-sex-cruises-to-antarctica-set-to-hasten-degradation-of-earths-last-great-wilderness/
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    Unsettling Threats

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    May the force be with rule

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Researchers Trained an AI on Flawed Code and It Became a Psychopath

    futurism.com /openai-bad-code-psychopath
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    Crackers love cheese

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    Announcement!

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    Everything's super fucked

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    Boc boc mfer

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    Helloooo Waterboarding Kitty

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    Maude, eh?