"The fireball, an old classic. Excellent execution on that lob."

Charisma off the charts. Probably low con though.

schemes quietly

I believe the term is "get rekt noob"

Obligatory "Why did it have to be..."

Maybe give help instead?

grumblegrumble Fine have some hit points

What do they do at this company?

I mean accurate

Some Assembly Required

Showed to my DM, I think he now has it framed

Worse than legos

It's getting out of hand.

Five more minutes, guys. Ish.

With enough strength, encumberance isn't an issue.

evil cackling

Good thing my -2 strength will help me escape!

And like D&D sessions, rooting for it to happen

Planning Thanksgiving with our group

Squad goals?