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  • She was doing her best

  • Almost as awkward as his conversation with Mamaw. If only he would've learned from her

    "I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."

    When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"

    When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

    "JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.

    The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"

    "Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."

  • The young Vance, apparently flabbergasted, replied "of course not! I like fucking couches!"

  • He seriously wrote it in his book. No telling if it is actually true or not

  • Yeah, I remembered reading in passing someone mention bypassing paywalls. Sure enough, it was as easy as pressing the little button. Full article ad free

  • If only he listened more to Mamaw, he might not be so fucking weird

    "I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."

    When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"

    When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

    "JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.

    The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"

    "Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."

  • Allegedly

  • Shame Vance turned his back on the LGBTQ+. Mamaw tried her best

    "I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."

    When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"

    When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

    "JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.

    The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"

    "Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."

  • If you hadn't said anything I'd still be thinking this was a still image. Thanks for ruining my day

  • Buns-hole gets me every time

  • Singing Family Reunion at their concert is a memory I will never let go

  • As plausible as removing an image from the internet forever

  • There are people that are fine with being called weirdos. They don't care. They are fine with using it against the right. The right can't stand it. They fucking hate being called weird. So we call them weird

    Edit: No one is comparing 'good weird' with 'bad weird'. The hipster from Oregon is not the same as a hypocritical bigoted pedophile. Two totally different kinds of weird easily distinguished using the context of who they are describing

  • You gotta get with the program friend. They are fucking weird and they don't like it when we say that

  • Money grows hair

  • Elon wants war because he wasn't able to delete this picture from the internet forever. Don't be embarrassed Elon

  • Yeah, but I believe a majority of these should run on actual hardware. I guess if there is emulation news? I only really look at the hacks

  • Yes. I think I searched Elon Musk Picture Deleted Forever or something. I'm sure reverse image search would also work

  • Had me in the first half...