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ByteOnBikes

@ ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net

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Original account. i also use my discuss online account.

  • Conservative? Pshaw.

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  • Same.

    I went from middle (trying to reason with it) to left with:

    "Maybe businesses are what saves us because the government continues to fail us" to "Star Trek was a dream scenario. We're headed towards cyberpunk."

  • Right-Wing Extremists Are Abuzz Over Musk's Straight-Arm Salute

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  • Look at all these still images of Democrats pointing they're the same! /s

  • Why spend the money on them when a store team member will just relieve you by hand for free

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  • I was reading about how creepy some patients would be with female nurses and ask for help holding up their penis to pee or other gross shit.

    And the solution was to either arrange the pervert to get more intrusive tests since they obviously can't hold their own dick, or send in the Murses.

    What I'm saying is you call staff, be ready if a sweaty beast of a person who smells of stale corn chips is ready to help you get off.

  • Alabama and Mississippi will also honor Robert E. Lee on Martin Luther King Jr. Day

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  • Stupid shit like this is why I strongly believe in defunding states.

    And to folks going, "Well now that Trump is the federal government, what if he defunds your state?"

    Bro, my blue liberal state MAKES money to fund backwater dumb fucks like Alabama/Mississippi.

  • Rule

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  • It was the fork of Poob after the original devs went crazy about sea creatures owning the government

  • Please give balls the appreciation they deserve

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  • I need one of those "where do you draw the line" memes but with the balls and penis

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    Pixelfed #11 in Android app store

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  • Wait what?!

    Why is Italians... When it's Americans... I'm so confused!

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    Pixelfed #11 in Android app store

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  • Me working with small businesses to switch off of Instagram

  • They just had to one up the TikTok ban

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  • That particular one doesn't have the same energy to it, especially one where the conversation is so heated.

  • Microsoft 365 sees 43% price hike thanks to Copilot — existing customers safe until renewal

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  • There are home users of Microsoft 365?

    I'm not shaming but I kinda am. Like WTF is wrong with you? You pay for free shit.

    Office employees don't get to choose.

  • On the internet it's forever

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  • Key word is "some". And it's not someone, it's a whole group of people. I was part of it.

    There's still a lot missing. It was only because when geocities was going to get deleted, a large group of web scrapers pulled together to grab as much as possible.

    Then, we manually combined all of them to try to piece together this internet history.

    Things not crawled are gone. Things geocities have already been deleted before the announcement is gone.

    The worst part is Yahoo gave the heads up. Most hosting companies don't. And many delete behind the scenes, like Photobucket if you don't log in for a long time. Or forums when they stop paying the bills.

  • How Baltimore is saving lives by offering young men resources when they put down the guns

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  • So when outreach workers from a Baltimore anti-violence program offered to help him stay safe and leave the streets behind, he didn’t necessarily have high expectations.

    Two years later, Grant has an apartment and a full-time job with the city’s Department of Public Works. He recently started his own business that provides cleaning, landscaping and junk removal services. He plans to hire other young men from his old neighborhood to show them what is possible with hard work.

    It's very newsworthy to share about how everything goes to shit.

    I remember right out of high school, Columbine happened, Rodney King was still fresh and the fast erosion of American freedom with Bush & TSA & immigrants. Combined with growing up in the ghetto and living off food stamps (if you are lucky) made it feel like life was incredibly hostile.

    And all it took was some really kind people to show me what's possible if I work hard at something and push forward.

    These are good initiatives.

  • Poetry

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  • Back in my day, it was "Help me buy a summer home."

    Now it's, "Help me buy a yacht, a skyscraper, 14 cybertrucks and a way to funnel this to Trump."

  • I could easily see myself doing this too.

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  • Went for a checkup. I remember telling my doctor I was surprised by their results.

    And they said, "we told you five years ago." And pulled out timestamps.

    Brutal.

  • Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It

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  • Well in Walgreens: if you see someone shoplifting...

    ask how they can help you open up the thing locked up because I pushed that god damn button and it's been 15 minutes and I haven't seen a god damn employee yet Jesus Christ I came here for a quick trip like wtf I could have ordered this online you fucking morons

  • "Nah I don't want to go. You have fun though" rule

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  • I don't even go to places where a cave is a option!

  • Clumsy rule

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  • How I felt watching this movie growing up.

  • Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco.

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  • You weren't kidding! This is a rollercoaster ride of incredible twists and turns!

    The problem, according to three former Cooler Screens executives and a former Yahoo executive, was that their clients thought of the screens as “shopper marketing,” an old-timey ad category that covered in-store promos like the balloons or cardboard displays that clerks hang over cases of beer. Spending in this area was far lower than the more lucrative digital ad rates Avakian hoped to charge. One of the former Cooler Screens execs says that Avakian wanted marketing dollars well above what the industry was willing to pay and that his lieutenants could be preposterously condescending on calls with the Yahoo sales team, which at times devolved into shouting matches. “The Yahoo people hated them!” this former exec says. “Their MO was to ride them [Yahoo] like Secretariat.” (A Cooler Screens spokesperson says that this description is inaccurate and that Avakian’s relationship with Yahoo executives remained positive.)

    Condescending calls with Yahoo sales team. Fucking hilarious.

  • Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco.

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