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Enthusiastic about booty. Preferably not Hank Hill's.

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  • Is this about sucking dick?

  • Luckily that man is packing enough for us all

  • I know the answer to "has someone stuck their dick in that before" is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.

    I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.

    I want that man to run the space force.

  • Is Miss Piggy still considered a sex icon in 2025?

    I know she DEFINITELY was back in the 80s, but that was over 40 years ago.

  • TIL zombo.com still exists, and no longer requires flash

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  • I got pregante at zombocom in 1998

    Currently serving 2 life sentences.

  • Sorry fam, db0 is too good as a shorthand.

    Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Wear it proudly.

  • So when dudes go out it's called "prowling for pussy"

    What's the female equivalent? "Driving for dick?"

  • Big no.

    Echoing from what some others have said, I went back 3 days worth of content from them and found ZERO worthwhile posts.

    At least hexbear is somewhat funny in their shit posts, and it's easy enough to block or filter users who constantly post in their begging for money community.

    Meanwhileongrad exists for a reason. I'm content enough to see the smoke from the self immolation that happens from afar.

  • I want to semi-adopt an opossum someday. I want to chill on the deck with him while eating bratwursts.

  • What goths are killing people? I'd love to see ONE.

    They're literally the most peaceful subculture I've ever seen.

  • I clicked on the video and closed it like an idiot, thinking it was a real game.

  • Hmmmmmm

  • Boot Liquor became a MASSIVE source of family drama during a fishing tournament around 2008 or so.

    We were tooting along in our boat, fishing the morning away when I decided to put Boot Liquor on.

    Classics such as "I'm not drunk, I'm just drinking" and "If I ain't drunk, then I ain't drinking" were well received.

    Then "Kiss You Down There" by Hackenshaw Boys came on, and my grandfather started to get VISIBLY angry about the content of the song. Him and my uncle started arguing about how it's just a silly song and that his 20 year old grandsons were perfectly fine listening to it.

    Gramps was having none of it and flicked a cigarette butt at my uncle and all hell broke loose.

    We lost 4 fishing rods during the scuffle, swallowed up by the merciless lake.

  • Gimme dat feral cat

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  • Incredible

  • Evil

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  • I'm just here for the perjury