"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.
"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.
No, let him. He is trying to help us.
To shreds, you say.
This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.
Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.
Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
Right? Throw in a “I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears.”
But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?
When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.
Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…
Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of hungry horny grizzly bears. Is that better?
We call it a 3:45 ass…
You have to pay the troll toll to get into that’s boy’s hole soul.
This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.
I binge watched Wilfred, and afterward I watched a movie called “Maniac”. If you haven’t seen it, Elijah Wood is murdering young women in a first-person view. It felt like a very dark series finale.
Now we have to find a kid named shinji and tell him to get in the god damn robot.
Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?
My high ass was thinking it was a spoon flute. You can belt out a diddy between stirrin’s.