If the armband fits…

Has anyone seen the show “Pantheon“? This is getting close to it.

"Hey, Minh! Mascra wearing Hillbilly is fondling his couch! You owe me a dollar! "

Hear me out, the food in this town will blow your mind.

Wouldn’t Cringer have a set of fuzzy clackers? I doubt anyone in Eternia is neutering tigers.

I feel like this has meme potential.

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

Muffin is a good dog!

Crusty jugglers!

Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

My high ass was thinking it was a spoon flute. You can belt out a diddy between stirrin’s.

"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.

No, let him. He is trying to help us.

To shreds, you say.

This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

Right? Throw in a “I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears.”

But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?