Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, light him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

In a word, prevention.

If a good night out includee waking up hung over in a foreign country, it’s time to head to an AA meeting.

That, sir, is only one photo.

Eron Wolf might be one of these exceptions. FUTO is trying to support and make sustainable small software projects.

What is the conversion from imperial mother to metric mother? About 1:1.26?

I chose Chameleon from the Xanth universe.

I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.

The first time I farted in front of my wife it nearly ended the relationship. It was a baaaaaad one.

Fire, it’s what trees crave.

Fahrvergnügen

I’m 52 now… Probably about 10 or 15 so, I meet my kindergarten teacher (relatively small community) and she told me that she was among the first teachers that allowed children to be left handed.

Definitely have shitty left handed writing and ADHD!

Sneakers had got to be one of my all-time favorite movies. Definitely still relevant.

HP: why can’t we be together? Me: It’s not you, it’s me.