Problem is that something like this doesn't really hold water against sleeping disorders. Using weed to fall asleep is literally a treatment option often prescribed to people who have sleep problems. I don't think caffeine tabs are something a doctor would consider if you were having troubles staying awake.
I have 8 playlist I've been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it's kind of hard to walk away from that. And I'll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.
Eh, idk. I've been enjoying absurdist and surrealist comedy for years, this doesn't seem that out there. I've seen mad magazine comics more out-there than this.
What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn't say "shame on me" without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.
Okay wow, I can't believe you actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.