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  • Am i a joke to you?

  • No one's looking at long term right now because they have already made the bad long term decisions years ago. So it's either shed the massive debt with a spinoff or say fuck it and hustle for quarterly gains till the wheels fall off.

  • And all they had to do was sacrifice two of their own and burn what's most likely a liability asset.

  • Oakley prices to skyrocket as they introduce Quantum Shades

  • Dear America,

    You are disposable to them.

  • They won't actually. Guarantee it.

  • It's the best possible decision if you are in the right business though.

  • AI isn't gonna make you do anything. Shitheel subhuman main character CEOs might though.

  • Turtles are held to such ridiculous standards.

  • Is it hot in here?

  • Authoritarianism will do that to a motherfucker

  • Make them open. Make then count. Make them accountable.

  • When every single business is slowly getting to the point where they need you to be a consumer whore just to survive, yes.

  • See a bubble. Globally suppress wages. Lower staffing. Lower production (and production quality which is a overall circulation decay as units fail). Increase prices. Massive profits. Buy back own stock essentially fellating oneself. Mass layoffs. Endure the bubble burst with massive coffers (real or fake who cares). Rinse repeat.

  • Also depends on the horse.

  • They had direct access to the Treasury. RIP

  • The United States was my grandpa and Doge was Microsoft on the phone asking him to give them access to his computer. He did. Every time.

  • I can juggle a soccer ball indefinitely (with pretty much anything that's not a hand).

  • It's like a reverse emoluments clause

  • cats @lemmy.world

    This is mine

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Fry's 1000 yard stare

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Seven after being let out for a dirt bath