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AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]

@ AntiOutsideAktion @hexbear.net

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  • No but seriously I'm pacing around my room and yelling in my head a lot please send help

  • Really having trouble controlling my anger thinking about this text message from my landlord where he just casually assumed my free labor. Oh hey the crew putting a new carpet in your bedroom in two weeks won't move your furniture out so WE'LL have to do it beforehand. And then my inheritance value goes up. And you get to live with +1 more roommates while I go off to the giant master bedroom I made out of the garage.

    Oh no! Don't report me to the county permitting commissioner for all the plumbing and electrical work my libertarian ass definitely did not have inspected!

    mods please let me use emojis as spoiler tags

  • TIL my cell phone is halfway to vintage

  • Oh no! It's an RTS!

  • yeah I'm completely in the weeds trying to figure out what my rights are around all of this but ZERO chance I'm giving him free labor just to fuck up my cats for a day and make his inheritance house nicer

  • Landlord:

    "Alright gents I have successfully ordered carpet through Lowe's that will be installed sometime in the first week of February. Official time/date is to be determined. They will not be moving furniture so we need to move everything out before install. I'll let you know exactly when that will happen. Is there any day that works best for you guys?"

  • Please report to the personal department, kid

  • Being compelled to read it in middle school, I probably wouldn't have used crib notes if that first sentence hadn't been there

  • Because you just finished a 10 hour shift an hour away from home

  • oh definitely. Every once in a while I'll get a formal write up for something like "you didn't properly inspect the van" or "you were detected doing a u-turn against a sign" which the camera ai didn't previously detect. And the field for 'verbal warning' is always just "We have always prioritized safety from training onward" just to put in a file

  • I wouldn't want to do that because my full wages are just kinda enough as is. I appreciate the humor of describing my regular work conditions and it being read as constructive dismissal though.

  • Well I guess the one thing I have going for me is that they mainly communicate with text messages

  • In a seventy pound jar in your closet

  • Do you carry your wallet in your backpack or something?

  • I can't think of a worse idea! You want to have a brick under one side of your ass? Madness! I'm surrounded by madness!!

  • You're putting coins in your wallet?

  • Killer Tofu a banger single despite all that