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AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]

@ AntiOutsideAktion @hexbear.net

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  • young white democrat with either suit jacket and no tie or tie and no suit jacket used the f word

    :bingoboard:

  • What is 'demon' but a label you put on a thing that makes it okay to move on to your other fantasies?

  • Cassandra Goth. I fucked your mother in The Sims back in the day.

    And you better fucking believe me and Mortimer Goth made scientific advancements in the art of lovemaking before he was your father.

    And now you can barely carry yourself across my front yard as I watch you tending my garden of E X Q U I S I T E and P E R F E C T carrot plants. Older than I ever remember your parents.

    I watch you like a wave crashing back on my front lawn.

    My stomach hurts.

  • my only experience of that show is some chud arguing with me that a race is inherently evil so I doubt I'll ever give it a chacne

  • Oh, what's your problem? Your back hurts?

    Well maybe you should have flirted with Christopher when you were feeling playful at the bar!

  • Playing The Sims 4 for the first time and having an absolutely wild existential time

    It's extremely possible to keep your sim as a peter pan young adult with potions of youth with minimal "do what the prompts say" attendance

    but then the entire world around you ages

    the other sim you created across the street to switch off between is already an old lady

    the cute girl you made friends with is dead of old age before you made a move

    But now I'm the greatest gardener that's ever lived and can buy a mansion with my grapes

  • Does anyone have a read on this situation? I can't think of a way to interpret it besides "Yes that project veritas shit was true, the state runs fake daycare facilities you got me"

  • if real lives weren't at stake this would be beyond funny

    Imagine getting into a war like an old man gets into a pool

  • Therapy Speak

    Fascist Ideology

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    Jump
  • that seems like an ambitious outcome for kidnapping a guy and his wife and leaving

  • I haven't even begun to peak

  • I dunno brah my econ prof schooled me that to be a shark you have to be a decision maker and that means you have to have a higher level appreciation of value creation to be scalable and that means minimizing human error in the creative lane. A shark doesn't collect moss because then he'd fucking die brah

  • So it's like a real artist making boogers instead of an AI slop booger

  • Patty cake I do not zoom in on profile pictures

    And you wouldn't trade it in for twice the potency? Twice the elasticity?

  • I feel like both options are AAA gaming style ethical options for solving the sinus question but I will jot you down as paragon

  • I should have made a separate thread for avian snot

  • honestly worrying to think Barney had a car