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  • Stop me if this doesn't make any sense at all but I'm not a proponent of AI I don't really support it because of it's associations and the goals of the people in charge of it. That said I will occasionally play with an AI just to see what it's capable of and how it's development is coming along because unfortunately I can't just make the technology go away.

    I've arrived at the conclusion that it's pretty terrible for most things. I asked it how I could make my copy of Minecraft always open to a certain Port when I hit the open to LAN button.

    It literally made up a jvm argument that wasn't real and then later admitted that it just guessed.

    My point is I'll mess with it a little but it's kind of a know your enemy thing.

    One thing I do like about it is that it's better at analyzing than generating which is a common theme. If I feed it a big long crash log it can usually tell me what happened reasonably well or enough that I don't have to spend as much time f****** around digging through the logs, also if I'm getting obscure Windows errors it can generally comb through shitloads of Random microsoft support form b******* and point me in the right direction. I think the technology has uses it's just that they're different from what everyone is trying to use it for and that's a real damn shame isn't it

  • Any upstanding pervert can come up with a strip club but it takes a special kind of repressed creepiness to come up with Hooters if you ask me.

  • I wouldn't be caught dead ordering food from a service like uber eats. The amount of distress that you would have to inflict upon me for me to even consider Uber Eats would be insane.

    Purchasing a meal from ubereats means suffering an obscene markup that means it will always make more sense for me to go myself.

    Here’s a hypothetical scenario to illustrate:

    In-store price for a meal: $20

    On Uber Eats:

    Restaurant might mark it up 15-30% → $23-$26 just for the food, that's not so bad, buuuut...

    Plus delivery fee (say $4) + service fee (say $3) + tip (say $3) → total $33-$36

    That means you’re paying ~60-80% more than going to the restaurant or picking up.

    In some cases (especially for smaller meals or chain fast-food), the total jump can exceed 100% more just because you don't want to drive ten minutes down the road.

    Oh and that's ignoring the fact that they might do something insane like eat your food or throw it into the bushes or drive around in a circle serving other people and wait for you until the end so by the time you get it your food is stone cold.

    Basically the only excuse that I will accept for Uber Eats is if you suffer from some kind of physical disability that actually prevents you from leaving your home.

  • That is the most insane solution that I can think of. I'm afraid to ask what would happen if they updated the California cancer law. Would companies start adding Trace Amounts of carcinogen? Probably, based on what I know about our " literally the worst parts of cyberpunk and none of the cool s***" world that we live in right now.

  • When I was a little girl Sam was my spirit animal.

    I really liked iCarly it's a shame to look back and be freaked out by the interests of the show's creator.

  • Nobody could have envisioned that the rise of the Machines would have been this f****** stupid.

  • Bad news, every s*** hole suburb in america's packed with these things and the golden retriever ass white people living there probably aren't going to be aware of this or care.

  • I always encourage downcoting abf blocking Ai slop comics.

    This one is probably AI because the cat book randomly changes in one panel

  • Great-grandpappy really did love "hentai girls" 4 through 7

  • Mr Elon people are worried about how unsafe the Tesla is what should we do.

    Elon, ripping an enormous line of coke: "oh I'll give them something to worry about"

  • Actual American public transit is when you ask it for public transit directions and your phone shoots you with a small caliber bullet

  • There was a time where I worked for a park that had a rose garden and honestly f***** Rose Garden they are an immense amount of work just for "uwu pretty flower"

  • I hate how it blames me and shows me their dumb little alien I didn't fuckin do it

  • I mean something is wrong because I can't even see the picture

  • If I haven't gone completely pants on head insane, don't most cameras have at least a small internal memory reserve? I mean it's always possible that this one doesn't but whatever.

  • Yeah pretty much this. If you make the death penalty for the "ickiest bad crime" the govt will accuse the people it wants to get rid of by expanding the definition.

  • Be fucked? I don't know I already hate most phones on the market and I'm going to need to buy a new one at some point, not looking forward to it...

  • Also if there was a draft they'd have to put me in jail or I'd leg it to canada. This has come up in conversation before and people are like "Erm nuh uh you'd totally go" like no bro you'll actually die to an IED in something-istan.

  • One thing I'll say is that I prefer gates or portals to "Teleporters" for the obvious "it actually kills you" thing