Funny tangent. I remember windows HRESULTS containing E_SUCCESS (error success) and something along the lines of S_FAILURE (success failure) I'm a little fuzzy on that second one though, so someone else can correct me if I have the wrong name for it.
Maybe a bit of an unpopular opinion here, but how about you just let other people have their fun with a holiday however they want?
With everything being a constant firehouse of shit coming at us lately, just let us be happy for a day and indulge in this nonsense.
This is sounding oddly specific. OP, please don't kill your family member.
Edit: Actually, I'd like to add something. If you were to suffocate someone with a pillow or poison them, both of them would point to foul play, which would instantly pull in a list of possible suspects.
In that list, the ones with motive would be investigated a bit more: ie, had a spat before the death. And from the on, it would be up to match evidence, now that an investigator knows what they're looking for, it won't take long to put 2 and 2 together.
Honest question. What do you do for someone who's sole issue right now is to stop the genocide? There's only one candidate going for that afaik, and it's not Harris or Trump.
I'm your neighbor.