Doom can run on a TI-83+, so I'm sure we can resize it a bit to run on the mouse. I know it's hard right now, what with all the wars and all, but have some faith in humanity!
So, opencloud doesn't try to "check all the boxes" and, instead, tries to be the best it can at personal cloud file hosting? Did I understand their site properly?
Makes sense. I don't know if I can recommend the Pixel series, as I've had stupid issues lately. It feels like google uses the Pixels as guinea pigs. I can't really recommend Samsung for the same reasons you want to switch. Maybe OnePlus? They're close to stock in UI, and I've been recommended them by several friends for at least a decade.
Very true. But not impossible