I was reading about China and fell down a Falun Gong rabbit hole, where I saw

Jennifer is a multi-talented individual who creates videos, writes stories, and offers insightful commentaries on current affairs and personal experiences. Over the past two decades, she has dedicated herself to exposing the lies and crimes of the Chinese Communist Party, as well as shedding light on the injustices faced by Falun Gong practitioners and other persecuted groups. Her articles have received numerous accolades in international essay competitions and have been published by prestigious outlets like The Diplomat as feature stories.

which says that some random Chinese lady now lives in Australia and gets paid to talk shit about her old government, and I thought

I can do that!

Then if you look at the founder of Falun Gong (who is just a run of the mill insane person (i) ), he works at the

global headquarters in Dragon Springs, a 173-hectare (427-acre) compound in Deerpark, New York, United States, near the residence of Li.

and I thought

I can do that!

I know most of the propagandists and compradors are NED or CIA funded and maintained, but like, did they have to send an application? How did they get that job? I'm asking because I talk shit about the fascist USA gov since 2002 AND I have 2 jobs, so I was thinking it would be better to streamline the whole process.

I might be projecting here, as I think the USA / White Empire is the only true imperial power on the planet, but if I'm not then tropical climate preferred- Cuba/Vietnam, thank you.

(i) source

Among them, Li has railed against what he called the wickedness of homosexuality, feminism and popular music while holding that he is a god-like figure who can levitate and walk through walls.

Li has also taught that sickness is a symptom of evil that can only be truly cured with meditation and devotion, and that aliens from undiscovered dimensions have invaded the minds and bodies of humans, bringing corruption and inventions such as computers and airplanes.